To: Ash
From: Crecente
Re: Don't Interview Pretty Actresses When You Have A Runny Nose

Wow, this has been a fun day. Something horrific happened to our servers (I imagine it involved wolverines or piranha or piranha wolverines) and we've essentially been knocked out all day. You actually could load the site, but it took me anywhere from 6 to 15 minutes, when it did load.

We've been getting emails from all over the world about it. Seriously, I just read one from a "worried" reader in China. If China's worried we should all be worried.

Tech is, as you read this, fighting the invading, teethy problem with all of their technical prowess and I imagine not a few wooden clubs. I'd like to say everything will be hunky dory soon, but I have no such assurances.

Gotta love the Internets and its wobbly tubes.