Hey, Resident Evil 5 Might Be Possible On Wii After All
Comment by: Cygnus_Mal
Nominated by: wonder6oy

Not on my XBox.
Nor my computer.
I do not, do not
like rail shooters.
Not on my Wii
Or PS3
Not on a train,
or in a plane.
Not on a boat,
Or with a goat.
I do not like them, Sam McGruter.
I do not, do not
like rail shooters.

Uh, Battlefield 1943, We Have A Problem
Comment by: Doeseph
Nominated by: Cpryd001

@Shane86: For the love of go- how am I going to convince you I'm right and you're wrong when you nit pick all of my brilliant examples? WORK WITH ME SHANE

Sony Boss Getting Fed Up With People Telling Him The PS3 Is Too Expensive
Comment by: ShaSt One
Nominated by: nago

The events in this story may or may not be fictional

McDonalds: Hello, thanks for choosing McDonalds, can I take your order?
Dad: ONESMALLHAPPYMEALTHAT'SIT.
McDonalds drive-thru: Will that be all?
Dad: THASIT.
McDonalds drive-thru: OK sir, that will be $3.78, please drive around to the second window.
*drives up*
*window opens*
Dad: I've a question.
McDonalds: Yes, sir?
Dad: Does the Happy Meal cost less if you take the toy out of it?
Son in the backseat: WOOOOAHOHOH I'VE GOT THE BACKSEAT BLUES!
Backup singers: He's got the backseat blues!
Son: I JUST WANTED MAH HOT WHEEL!
Backup singers: He just wanted his Hot Wheel!
Son: EVEN THE BARBIE WOULD SUFFICE!
Backup singers: Barbie would suffice!
Son: BUT OHHHHWOHHHH NO... my daddy's a cheapskaaaaate...
McDonalds: No sir, the Happy Meal costs the same with or without the toy.
Son: :D

Underground Railroad Video Game Tells The Whole Story
Comment by: Mister Jack is Stalking Konata

While it has noble intentions, I have a feeling that if and when the community at large finds out about the project, they'll be a little less understanding to said intentions. Folks don't really like to bring up slavery in this day and age. It's an awkward and uncomfortable subject, even if it was a long time ago.

New Nintendo Release Exacerbates Lefty Gamers' Lament
Comment by: 716
Nominated by: D-K, owhoo... how unfortunate..

Before you call me a fanboy, you should know that I own both hands, so I know what I'm talking about. But my right hand has been collecting dust at the end of my arm for over a year. It only ever gets used at... parties? Okay, I'll stop now.

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