Today is *checks calendar* Friday. Did you know that? I didn't. That's why I checked the calendar. Good thing I have one!

Time to talk, time for Tell us Dammit. No, no, no. Time for TELL US DAMMIT.

Here's how it works: We ask a question, you answer it. Simple and no strings attached! This isn't some marketing survey or whatever. It's an emotional investment in you. Yes, we're interested in knowing you, Kotaku reader person.

You probably know oodles about us - more than you even want to, we're sure. But, hey, we'd like to know about you. That way you won't be some faceless blob - and we might feel a tinge of guilt when we ban ya. Or not, because really we're incapable of human emotion.

Question: Do you game during national holidays?

Question: Dragon Quest IX goes on sale today in Japan. People are excited! People outside Japan? Less so. Why is there such a difference in gaming tastes?

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