To: Crecente
From: Bashcraft
RE: The Real OC

Mini-Bash fell off his bike on to his chin. Big gash, blood everywhere. Mrs. Bashcraft took him to the hospital — doc said he didn't need stitches.

Just glad he didn't *knock on wood* break a bone. I've never *knock on wood* broken a bone. Why the hell do people knock on wood anyway?!

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