To: Ash
From: Crecente

Tristan's last day in second grade was today and the class celebrated with a "crazy hair day." Today was also the day that Tristan brought home his grades for the year and with them a startling note. In it it said that he was reading at nearly the fifth grade level and tested in the top 13th percentile for reading in the country for his age group.

Maybe he does have an agent for that novel he's working on after all.

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Leaving Second Grade

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