To: Crecente
From: Luke
Re: Growing Up Kotaku

Kids? Birthdays? Ash isn't here, he's got the day off. Something about his kid. Me, I don't know how to talk about kids. Don't have one. So I'm gonna talk about my house instead! (I joke...happy birthday!)

As in, I'm building one. Well, I'm not. I'm paying some guys to do it for me. Anyway, they started building 3 weeks ago, and already, they've done this much.

Can't wait til it's finished. Why? Because while it's being built, I'm living with my parents.

Yeah.

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