With Bionic Commando due to hit consoles next week and Capcom trying to maintain their absurdly high standard of schwag, I guess I shouldn't have been surprised when this arrived in the mail.

Inside was a cornucopia of Bionic Commando goodies including an action figure, polo, poster, lanyards and the swankiest USB drive I've ever seen. All of this, as usual, is destined for this year's Child's Play Funde Razor in Denver.

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