Just What You've Always Wanted: a Playboy MMO

Actually, "Playboy Manager" wants to be called a MCOG (Massively Casual Online Game). I'll call it a FaPS. It arrives this summer and is free and browser-based, so you can play it one-handed.

In Playboy Manager, you'll play a talent agent managing the careers of Playboy's hottest (and nudest) up and coming models. The objective is to get her bedded by Hef named Playmate, with a room in the Playboy Mansion. I guess that guy at left is your character.

Flackery describes it as "The luxurious Playboy lifestyle presented in an online game packed full of wit, style, and pictures which can only be described as titillating," and says the game will combine elements of turn-based gaming and trading cards. Of course, there's no way any of this could be real-time. Too much afk - or jfk, really.

Jolt Online Gaming is handling the development. They're taking preregistrations now, offering a chance to win a lifetime supply of porn as sign-up inducements.

Playboy Casual MMO Announced for PC [Video Games Blogger]