YouTube user CastingOutTheSelf mined the Scout soundfile and came up with, lo and behold, a dead-ringer script for everyone's favorite hooker-beating pitchman. How the hell did we go a week before seeing this?

So very well played. But wait, there's more! Hang on for the testimonials at the end. Audio possibly NSFW.

Just more proof that it hasn't been parodied until it's been TF2ed.

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TF2 Scout Advertises the Slap Chop [YouTube]