Hateful toward the portly and excessively violent though it may be, PlayStation Network exclusive real-time strategy game Fat Princess is also endearingly cute. Just look at the delicious screen shots and equally tasty map names!
Players will battle it out online on maps like "Sugar Cove" and "Black Forest," the kind of locations we'd expect Kirby to suck his way through, not where we'd expect to dismember and decapitate cel-shaded cannon fodder. I was a big fan of all the bodily harm I inflicted upon my peers and AI-controlled filler opponents at both the Game Developers Conference and Sony's recent PlayStation Gamers Day, and can't wait for the PlayStation 3 game to arrive.
Join me in desperately wanting by getting your fill of sweet new screens.