Kotaku Originals: If It Ain't Broken, We Break It

Let's recap a week slam-slap full of breaking news that got the gamer gums a-flappin'. Fallout Vegas? We was there. Lego Rock Band? Done tole you about it. The biggie? Stephen Totilo, newly minted editor-mans.

Sony had a couple attention-snappers, too - the existence of Uncharted multiplayer (and its beta), and Arkham Asylum's exclusive play-as-Joker configuration. Both seemed to break the official announcement date early but, hey, we're talking about it, so that's still mission success for them.

Finally, let's all welcome Mr. Totilo, the (clears throat) second Kotaku editor/writer turned out by Columbia Journalism. Of course, such snippiness is permissible only until May, when he becomes my superior and I start to lick boot. Still, I do hope that he isn't spared the rookie hazing. Then again, after getting pwned by Soulja Boy in Gears 2, the man is probably incapable of humiliation.

The week that was in Kotaku originals:

The Big Reveal
Games Journalist Quits Job For More Games Journalism
Play As The Joker In Arkham Asylum PS3
New Fallout Announced
Harmonix Announces LEGO Rock Band
inFamous Shocks Us With Uncharted 2 Multiplayer Beta

News
Universal Puts BioShock Movie On Hold Citing Budget Concerns
Bit.Trip Devs Tease Next Game
New Green Nintendo DS Bundle Is For The Ladies Only
Metal Gear Solid 4 Goes Budget In Japan
A Look At "Declining" Wii Sales In Japan
Magna Carta II Artwork Is Anatomically Interesting
Help Me Spend 1000 Club Nintendo Coins
Pepsi Rock Band Contest Is A Reality
Rumor: Scratch: The Ultimate DJ Has A New Developer
Fallout 3 Delivers Puppies! on May 5
How Many Copies Does A WiiWare Game Need To Sell?

Features
Nintenducation – A New Take On Edutainment
Going Indie: Fez Creator Phil Fish's Moment Of Clarity

Reviews, Impressions and Hands-On
Demigod Review: Aspiring To Godhood
First Impressions Of Left 4 Dead's New Survival Mode
PlayStation Gamers' Day: Why I Was Absent From Kotaku Today
The Godfather II Review: The Don Does No Favors
The Conduit Hands-On: A Second Look

Star Trek
Star Trek Online Screens Explore Strange New Worlds
Hangin' In PlayStation Home With The Star Trek Crew

Square Eidos
How Square Enix's Eidos Take Over Changes The Landscape
Anyone For Lifetime Final Fantasy Sales Figures?

Chuckin' Around
Dead Rising 2's Main Character Is Named "Chuck"
Prank Rated A for Blood, Comic Mischief, Cop Involvement
This Japanese Supermarket Prize Game Is Ironic