These Monkey Island Sneakers Fight Like A Dairy Farmer

Yeah. More custom sneakers. Don't like 'em? Then you're not looking at the damn picture, because these are Monkey Island Chuck Taylors.

On one side, the blind lookout. On the other? One of the game's classic swordfights. And this? A handy reference chart containing all the game's swordfighting quips, just in case you catch somebody giving you shit about your new kicks.

I Am Rubber, You Are Shoe: Monkey Island Sneakers [Rock, Paper, Shotgun]