See, when we learned that the game was going to carry the secondary title with the acronym "TFD," well, we had our hopes set on Army of Two: Total Fistbump Destruction, a title suggested by Kotaku commenter strawberrycream. Then EA is all "It's actually Army of Two: The 40th Day!"
It's like when you're set on having a lavish sushi dinner, then a last minute change forces you to have a freezer-burned microwaved burrito instead.
Maybe it's just me. Here are six screens of buddy on buddy action.