Army of Two: The 40th Day: Whatta Drag

Oh, don't get me wrong. EA Montreal's Army of Two sequel looks like a blast. It's very pretty. Textured just the way we like it. It's just the name — Army of Two: The 40th Day.

See, when we learned that the game was going to carry the secondary title with the acronym "TFD," well, we had our hopes set on Army of Two: Total Fistbump Destruction, a title suggested by Kotaku commenter strawberrycream. Then EA is all "It's actually Army of Two: The 40th Day!"

It's like when you're set on having a lavish sushi dinner, then a last minute change forces you to have a freezer-burned microwaved burrito instead.

Maybe it's just me. Here are six screens of buddy on buddy action.

Army of Two: The 40th Day: Whatta Drag

Army of Two: The 40th Day: Whatta Drag

Army of Two: The 40th Day: Whatta Drag

Army of Two: The 40th Day: Whatta Drag

Army of Two: The 40th Day: Whatta Drag

Army of Two: The 40th Day: Whatta Drag