Plant Your Seeds In Gardening Mama This MonthS

Be prepared to plant your seed, sow the fields, and work that hoe, as Majesco announces a late-March release date for Gardening Mama on the Nintendo DS.

Yes, the handling of meat and icing the cake of the Majesco's Cooking Mama series gives way to an all new set of sexual euphemisms come March 31st, when Gardening Mama ships to retail outlets across the country. Mama praises your ability to cultivate fruits and vegetables and encourages you when your cucumbers aren't quite as impressive as they should be, in a new bunch of mini-games that should prove highly entertaining to people of all levels of dirty-mindedness.

Just be careful how you handle the melons. They bruise easily.