Monolith put up an Armacham site promising to chase all your fears away, and flacked it with that infomercial above. Ha ha. OK. Yeah. I get it. Shrug - wait, boobie?!

I have to say, I do admire Nurse Lauren's commitment to delivering her lines even though she knows not one dude is listening to a goddamn word she's saying. I've watched it five times and I still have no idea what this is about. Except I'd like that platinum level service. With a happy ending.

"Fear Away" [Monolith d/b/a Armacham]