Grand Theft Auto: The Lost And Damned Achievements Work In One Dick Joke

In anticipation of upcoming Grand Theft Auto: The Lost and Damned previews, Rockstar Games has revealed the Xbox 360 exclusive episode's Achievements, ensuring that low-brow humor permeates all aspects of the downloadable content.

Fan site GTAgaming.com was one of the lucky few to have early details dished on how Grand Theft Auto IV owners will get that extra 200 Gamerscore points. Just be forewarned: it does involve you whacking off other dudes.

With a baseball bat, that is. Ahem!

Fortunately, it looks like the list of Achievements specific to The Lost and Damned are relatively spoiler free.

  • Get Good Wood – 50G: In the Bike Races, whack off 69 bikers with a bat.
  • Easy Rider – 100G: Finish The Story
  • Full Chat – 70G: Your backup are riding at their best!
  • The Lost Boy – 25G: All hail the leader of The Lost!
  • One Percenter – 5G: Billy is back on his bike.

Check back with us tomorrow for our hands-on preview of the first downloadable episode for GTA IV.

The Lost and Damned achievements + new screenshot [GTAgaming.com]