• By Michael McWhertor
    Jan 20, 2009 6:20 PM 61,417
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    Marketing Gone Wild: Tits, Ass & Tenchu: Shadow Assassins

    I swear to God this "review" of Ubisoft's Tenchu: Shadow Assassins from Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis is real. A heady blend of flesh, gameplay and tiger growls makes it 2009's best video.

    And by "best," I might actually mean the most confounding, flagrant display of "college girls" wearing nothing but Tenchu logos and fake tanner in the name of shilling a Wii game. Good show, Ubisoft and company.

    We really can't stress enough how borderline NSFW this is, but hopefully the on display boobs gave you a pretty good hint.

    Tenchu. So. Hot.


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