To: Ash
From: McWhertor
Re: Homecoming (Hooray!)

Who knew that the US Postal Service could put me in such a foul mood? Boy, did it ever. Someone on the USPS's technical side spilled some Pepsi Max or Mountain Lightning on one of the servers, putting the kibosh on my exciting plans for today. It was a fairly monumental cluster on the non-Kotaku side, with all sorts of snafus and stress. Yes, I have a case of the Mondays, as few newly banned commenters can probably tell. At least I have my health! But what I really need is a Braid-style rewind button.

Glad to hear Mrs. Bash is coming home!

Here's what you missed last night.
Microsoft Sued Over Scratched Xbox 360 Game Discs
2008: The Year Of The Casual Gamer?
Skitching, Tasing and Water Bottles in Skate 2
Nintendo Sold 800K Wiis In The US Last Week
iPhone: Need For Speed Undercover Impressions
Lips Review: Kinda Puckered Up

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