To: Luke From: Crecente Re: The Day's Events I don't know Luke, it sounds like you're blaming your boring life on a lack of children. I'll tell you what, I won't write about Tristan or his adventures for the rest of the month. Just to make our notes equitable. Yes, this counts as one of them. What you missed: Lich King Sells 2.8M in 24 Hours Frankenreview: Left 4 Dead (Xbox 360) Jack Thompson Pays $42k Bar Tab Judge Bans Teens From Video Games For Cat Killing First Screens Of GTAIV's Lost & Damned DLC South Park Plays Call of Duty PETA Beats a Dead Horse, Asks for Veggie Cooking Mama Vexed by Online Bigots' Language? Psychologists Say They Want You to Be GameStop Black Friday Ads Leaked Animal Crossing: City Folk Review: Crossing Over Again The PlayStation 3 Gift Guide Print Version Of EGM May Be On Its Way Out Aurora Feint Sequel Gets Holiday Discount