To: Luke
From: Crecente
Re: Meet Micro-Bash

So micro-bash huh? I like the ring of it, the way it rolls off the tongue. MICRO- BASH! OK enough Wile. So last night after going to guitar practice, Tristan came home to teach me one of his songs. Was it Russian Dance, a suspiciously Tetris-sounding song? No. How bout Crescent Moon, out of respect for our name. Nope. Try Iron Man. Yes, he learned the intro to a Ozzy fan-fave, Rhoads master piece from his classic guitar teacher. Most excellent.

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