Red and green Xbox 360 controllers may be appropriate for the Christmas season, but once the Chinese New Year rolls around, you're going to look pretty clueless struggling with the D-pad on that red jobbie. Thanks to Walmart (and Sam's Clubs!) exclusive "dragon" controller, you can stay fashionably in control.

The controller bundle, which is packed with a wired headset fancier than the one we have at Kotaku Towers West, is available now for just shy of fifty bucks. Jump, if you're feeling froggy, just don't ask us to explain why it has an antique candlestick-style telephone screened on there.

Microsoft Wireless Controller - Dragon w/ Headset (Xbox 360) [Walmart]

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