To: Bashcraft
From: Fahey
Re: Pepsi And Yogurt Don't Mix

Pepsi and Yogurt? That's like trying to mix the subtle science fiction artistry of Doctor Who with the roundhouse-kicking Jean-Claude Van Damme vehicle Timecop.

That's just part of a conversation that took place in our top secret Kotaku conference room earlier today, involving a wish to go back in time and the clash of two of our four represented nations here among the Kotaku crew. I swear if we could take just one unedited day from our chat logs and paste it into a post...we'd get death threats, but if we were to edit it in a subtle fashion, with a giant meat cleaver...comedy gold. Alas, instead of that I find myself writing about...

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