To: Bashcraft
From: Fahey
Re: Look At This Site. Do It.

*sighs, placing his hand on his face* I know how those poor people feel. I picked up Dead Space as a leisurely sort of game to play a half hour at a time because my poor nerves cannot take too much scary, but I made the mistake of letting McWhertor know I have it, and now he is interested in me getting to the end as soon as possible. I've been emitting tiny, girlish screams for the past three hours. The cats are scared. The neighbors are scared. My Mountain Dew even went flat. I think I frightened the bubbles out of it.

There's a good chance I will have a heart attack and die over the course of the evening, but not before I tell you...

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