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Kotaku 
Oct 15, 2008 5:00 PM
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To: Bashcraft
From: Fahey
Re: Baby Pop Out Watch Start!
Oh my god babies! Once the little person is born, make sure to hand it to an orangutan to carry up a rocky precipice and present to the various wildlife of the jungle. It would really help if you can talk like James Earl Jones while doing it. Watch out for wildebeests.
Today was the first day I've actually gotten to sit down and play a video game for my own enjoyment in quite some time! Unfortunately I picked Golden Axe as my game of choice, which means I still haven't technically played a game for my own enjoyment. Oh well, I still have a sackful of games that might not hurt as badly. Hmmm, Guilty Gear 2...
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Obama Ups His In-Game Campaign Advertising
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