Oh where have you been? How we've missed you! Fret not, Ban Monday is back. While we ban everyday (and night!), next Monday, we are going to turn the Ban Hammer sensitivity to MAXIUM. For those who don't know, here's how it's gonna go down: Put in your request at commentsATkotakuDOTcom. But no ban gloating. Gloating leads to Ban Hammer backfire, which could cause you to get the boot. And that would be very embarrassing. We'll be back to normal on Tuesday, lighter, faster and better. Hope to see you on the other side. Wondering how not to get banned? Be sure to read Lifehacker's commenting guide.