To: Crecente and co.
From: Luke

Morning, creatures of the day. I'd write a longer note to greet you, but I bruised my ribs playing football on the weekend (that'll teach me to try and stay fit). I've been injured plenty of times playing football before, but this, this is new! It hurts to type, and it hurts to breathe, so I'm going to cut the former short.

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