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Tecmo Answers Spurned Square Enix's Takeover Rejection Questions
Comment by: Kaddisfly
Nominated by: BPMOmega

Square Enix: Why won't you go out with me?

Tecmo: Because, you're a whore.

Hideo Kojima Mentions "Massive Ad Campaigns" And "Sell-Off Tactics"
Comment by: gique

He needs to put some jam on his shoes and invite his pants down for some breakfast.

Capcom Swears Off Console Exclusives
Comment by: GlibGamer

Bonus points to Capcom for sanity.

Could LittleBigPlanet Have Been Made On 360? Not Really
Comment by: PokeSmot

While LBP can't be made on 360, a 360 can be made in LBP.

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