It's bordering on impossible for Gammick Entertainment's Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ to be as good as its title—or its concept for that matter. The Nintendo DS top-down shooter promises "an invasion of leper zombies" that "won't stop at anything: from the succulent legs of ham of the Three Little Pigs to the sawdust brain of Pinocchio, they are all tasty morsels for the living dead." As either the flamethrower-wielding Little Red Riding Hood or the shuriken tossing Momotaro, you'll have to destroy zombie versions of the Three Little Pigs and Santa Claus in order to... well, we got that far and decided it was all we needed to know.

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Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ may not look like much and perhaps our zombie fetishes are getting the best of us, but we'll be watching the official site for more broken English goodness with breathless anticipation.