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By Brian Ashcraft, 1:00 AM on Thu May 29 2008, 9,487 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Forget frozen decapitation, bad sexual puns are the new fatalities. Fatally funny, that is!

(Man, the guy who plays Liu Kang gets dizzy by the end of the clip.)

Mortal Kombat Gets A Happy Ending [Topless Robot]

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