Kotaku Originals: Whole Lotta Whorelore

You know, I could sit here and encapsulate the entire preceding week in Kotaku original journalism for you. But once you see that we reported on teh boobie (I saw your pageviews for the Jo Garcia feature), all else is static in your ears. So yes, there was a porn-slash-video game post this week. And it was barely beaten out by a look at live-action Chun Li, who more resembles someone cast for China Beach in her publicity shot (above left). Like I said, as a young boy, I loved the old Roy Thomas John Buscema/Barry Windsor-Smith tits-and-axe "Savage Sword of Conan" paintings. Until I saw that M*A*S*H* where some wounded soldier got a POV sponge bath from Hot Lips Houlihan (no, I'm not making that up, it was Nov. 20, 1978). So this week, we have synthesis.

The week in original copy:

G4, Gamespy, Gamestats Reporting Imaginary VC Soul Blazer

Nintendo Not Attending Leipzig This Year

Capcom Looks Into Crystal Ball, Makes Resident Evil 5 Sales Prediction

Nolan Bushnell Looks To Social Gaming, "Holodeck Come True"

First Look At Kristin Kreuk As Chun-Li?

Ubisoft Profits Surge On Rainbow Six, Rayman

Whorelore Incites The Rage Of Bonan

GameStop Reveals New Stores, Top 5 Q1 Sellers

Dead Space: Hands-On Impressions

Pachter Earns Financial Times' Number One Award

Sonic Unleashed Impressions

Which Publishers Can Think Globally, Act Globally?

Bethesda Teams with Splash Damage

PS3 Guitar Hero Gets Free God Of War Song

Frankenreview, Haze (PS3)

Age Of Conan Impressions

Capcom: Console Expansion, Gas Prices Hurting Arcade Biz

Shareholders Stick With Take-Two

Europe Gets Three New DS Colours

Xbox Live "Gay" Crackdown MIGHT Be Getting A Little Out Of Hand

Wii Fit Going For Silly Prices, To Silly People, On Ebay

Haze Review: It Sure Beats Pumping Gas

SOCOM Confrontation: Sixaxis, Running and Armor Bring Slight Changes

Wii Fit Shipments Late? Not Exactly

Controlling Content in LittleBigPlanet or You Got Your Penis On My SackBoy

WiiWare Launches In Europe/Australia, Gets Demos With A Catch

My First Steps Into The Age Of Conan

The Dog Island Promotes Puppy Piracy

ESA Spent $5 Million To Move E3 For a Year

Creating My Own Level In LittleBigPlanet

Ted Price Talks Resistance 2, We Go Hands on With Multiplayer