You know, I could sit here and encapsulate the entire preceding week in Kotaku original journalism for you. But once you see that we reported on teh boobie (I saw your pageviews for the Jo Garcia feature), all else is static in your ears. So yes, there was a porn-slash-video game post this week. And it was barely beaten out by a look at live-action Chun Li, who more resembles someone cast for China Beach in her publicity shot (above left). Like I said, as a young boy, I loved the old Roy Thomas John Buscema/Barry Windsor-Smith tits-and-axe "Savage Sword of Conan" paintings. Until I saw that M*A*S*H* where some wounded soldier got a POV sponge bath from Hot Lips Houlihan (no, I'm not making that up, it was Nov. 20, 1978). So this week, we have synthesis.

The week in original copy:

G4, Gamespy, Gamestats Reporting Imaginary VC Soul Blazer
Nintendo Not Attending Leipzig This Year
Capcom Looks Into Crystal Ball, Makes Resident Evil 5 Sales Prediction
Nolan Bushnell Looks To Social Gaming, "Holodeck Come True"
First Look At Kristin Kreuk As Chun-Li?
Ubisoft Profits Surge On Rainbow Six, Rayman
Whorelore Incites The Rage Of Bonan
GameStop Reveals New Stores, Top 5 Q1 Sellers
Dead Space: Hands-On Impressions
Pachter Earns Financial Times' Number One Award
Sonic Unleashed Impressions
Which Publishers Can Think Globally, Act Globally?
Bethesda Teams with Splash Damage
PS3 Guitar Hero Gets Free God Of War Song
Frankenreview, Haze (PS3)
Age Of Conan Impressions
Capcom: Console Expansion, Gas Prices Hurting Arcade Biz
Shareholders Stick With Take-Two
Europe Gets Three New DS Colours
Xbox Live "Gay" Crackdown MIGHT Be Getting A Little Out Of Hand
Wii Fit Going For Silly Prices, To Silly People, On Ebay
Haze Review: It Sure Beats Pumping Gas
SOCOM Confrontation: Sixaxis, Running and Armor Bring Slight Changes
Wii Fit Shipments Late? Not Exactly
Controlling Content in LittleBigPlanet or You Got Your Penis On My SackBoy
WiiWare Launches In Europe/Australia, Gets Demos With A Catch
My First Steps Into The Age Of Conan
The Dog Island Promotes Puppy Piracy
ESA Spent $5 Million To Move E3 For a Year
Creating My Own Level In LittleBigPlanet
Ted Price Talks Resistance 2, We Go Hands on With Multiplayer

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