• night note

    Wife Back Home (What Fetuses Wear)

    To: Crecente
    From: Ashcraft
    RE: Vomit Elevator :(

    Post ultrasound conversation:

    Mini-Bash: Is it a boy or a girl?
    Mrs. Bashcraft: We don't know yet. The baby's still too small.
    Mini-Bash: Know how you can tell?
    Mrs. Bashcraft: How?
    Mini-Bash: It's a girl if it's wearing a dress. Was it wearing a dress?
    Mrs. Bashcraft: Baby girls are born wearing dresses?
    Mini-Bash: Yes.
    Mrs. Bashcraft: Oh yeah? What were you born wearing?
    Mini-Bash: Pants.

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