That's it. I don't want to see any more Little Big Planet screens until I can play the game with my own two hands. This latest set, available at the Sony Pre-E3 Judge's day goes beyond tantalizing to torture. Can I be a zebra? Do I want to be a zebra? I just don't know! What I do know is that companies need to stop showing really cool stuff a year and a half before it is released, because my mind just cannot handle it anymore.

Yes! I want to be a zebra! *breaks down*

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