Got $10,000 handy? Love horse-riding? Hate horses? Well is this the deal for you. This is the Ridemaster, perhaps the most overblown horse-riding adventure we've seen this side of Barbie Horse Adventures. For your 10gs you get a fake horse (which is full of sensors, so you can kick it for being stubborn) and a TV display, but sadly, no jodpers. You'll have to get those on your own. Vid's after the link, for anyone who enjoyed watching Flynn ride a witch's broomstick and wants to see it taken to the next level.
The Ultimate In Horseriding Simulation
2:30 AM on Thu May 8 2008
By Luke Plunkett
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Can you inject copious amounts of steroids and pain killers into this as well?
if u get 2nd they break the sim's ankles. hahaha im sorry thats mad mean but this is a very lame game unless you are offspring of semi-wealthy families that participate in track betting and like it that much u need to simulate it. the truly wealthy have the money for u to go to horse camp and have horses on your backyard ranch.......i want this.. at least this horse won't make me visit kessler like reaves did!ahahah bad bad i am immoral i am sorry
Also, it reduces the mess if a mobster cuts off the head and leaves it in your bed.
Wouldn't $10,000 be enough to buy several horses?
where do you insert the quarters?
Wow...this is the most depressing display of "Simulation" I've seen. Unless the girl is doing sitting trot, then she should prolly be posting herself up. @tehFluffz: A young horse can be a couple thousand, a normal horse could be about 10,000 and a champion horse can be millions. Welcome to the world of complete suckage
This is one of the reasons it sucks to be dating a horse girl....and you thought diamonds and gold were expensive. Try 4.000$ for one saddle....
@oosiegewolfoo:
Define normal horse :/
one of my friends used to own two horses, got them both for $3000 they were about 3-5 years old each.
ahaha I couldnt stop laughing XD I think it might be useful for people learning how to ride maybe =/ or handicapped kids or something =//// but still its really expensive...
@oosiegewolfoo:
yup yup X3
@oosiegewolfoo:
Dude amen. Why do all my hobbies have to be so expensive?
@tehFluffz:
This is not me being snobby I swear but your friend probably rode western or just got a horse that hadn't been trained to jump or barrel. Jumpers and dressage horses are more expensive because training them takes a lot longer.
actually it's spelled "jodhpurs". strange i know.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodhpurs
For $10,000 I'm sure you can find something that makes you look like a rich asshole more efficiently.
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