Kotaku
When Chell wakes up in Portal and needs to get herself out of a pickle, she wakes up wearing an orange jumpsuit and some snappy robotic chicken legs. They're both comfortable and practical. But what if she'd woken up with...less gear? A surprisingly tasteful artist's impression of this possible scenario awaits you. Unless you're at work, that is, because like many other works of art, this one's not safe for the office.
Ed's Note: This is a fan-modified piece of art. The original was done by Russian photographer/artist Max Sauco. You can see it here.
Portal для взрослых [Sergey Galyonkin]
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Well played, kotaku. Well played.
Why I love naked women as much as the next guy, I thank the almighty portal isn't like this, not because I got problems with her running around naked, but Jack Tomphson and friends do.
Next Generation Glory Hole?
@D Mitsuki: While*
Before anyone asks (and if you didnt hit the link), the bit the big fish is covering is quite tastefully done.
@Kayeliminal Antithesis: Ewww... well, I guess it would forgo the need to have a rip removed...
A comment from Mr. Fap Fap would be appropriate!
Don't you think enough holes have been explored in the porn industry?
Is she checking out her own ass?
That is the last thing I would want to do...because mine's all fat and hairy.
err rib, not rip
If there isnt, there should be a law stating that...
"Everything that is worthwhile, in ANY conceivable way, will eventually find its way into porn."
@Kayeliminal Antithesis: I would not leave any part of my body between portals for very long. I'd be terrified one side would suddenly close.
P.S. No Maximum Risky tag?
@iamcool388: That's why we have Rule 34.
Thankfully they covered her "portal."
This is....this could lead to some interesting porno.
still like the lego screenshot better!
And that's the best way to reach that itchy spot on your back you can never quite get.
Rule 34 my friend. It applies to EVERYTHING.
@mackincheese: Damn... Was about to go acquire the rights.
@Luke Plunkett: yes indeed...
503 error! lol...
@argh: And what would we do without it?
@Kayeliminal Antithesis:
@iamcool388:
@DarkDragonDave:
@mackincheese:
(ROFLMAO)
Now she'll be able to see how someone $%#@ from behind
Hmm, an interesting picture to say the least!
Thats thinking with portals alright..
that damn NSFW fish!
Way to kill the original site! Bah now I can't see without the pointing fish.
not as sexy, but here's another use of 'Portals'
[www.blockland.us]
Rule 34 lives on.
@Ecks: Squint real hard. ;D
The fishes turn me on as much as if they weren't there now. Is that bad?
How would anal sex work with the Portal gun?
@riffleraffle: like this:
[www.cheapassgamer.com]
Just a heads-up kids, please keep discussion civil. Just like those fish are doing their job, the hammer will do its if you feel the need to get lewd.
Just make sure that you know who has the gun so you don't end up...umm....having happy happy fun time with someone other than intended....
Goes into one hole and comes out the other... That can be taken so many ways but wow. That's pretty hot though.
I do NOT want to open a portal straight to the Ban Hammer.
Damn, if you think about it, even the last statement is kinda... lewd. I apologize Luke :-(
@Dave Silva: Thanks... This is why I love the internet... so much to learn :)
"Knowledge added to database sir."
"Thanks Jarvis"
Anyone else see Iron Man this weekend haha?
@iamcool388:
That's rule #34
[www.encyclopediadramatica.com]
Is that some Australian variant of the pointing fish?
Ошибка 404, страница не найдена =
Error 404, page not found. Crap, that looked like a great wallpaper too.
I think we are breaking their servers with the strain of internets volume going through them.
@iamcool388: Yes. It was amazing.
@ThatsMrOffDutyNinja: Well, if people keep treating the internet like a big truck instead of a series of tubes, that'll happen. *shakes fist toward sky*
... I'm confused.
I don't even know if that's porn to me. She's not contorting herself into unnatural positions. She's just... naked and looking through the portal. :)
She's obviously going through the "blue" portal
@hikergirl: She's not porn. Who said it was porn? Like the post says, it's surprisingly tasteful.
Does anyone have a mirror? As some one has said, it could make quite the nice wallpaper
@Luke Plunkett: That occured to me, too. I mean, it's obviously meant to be sexual and titillating, but it doesn't... I dunno... "feel" like porn. But then, you can't really call it "art" either, in the way that people use nudity as art.
Now I really AM confused. Be it for fapping, or be it for non-sexual admiration of the human form?
Can anyone translate the page? My acrylic is a little rusty.
I've seen some NSFW-er (and grosser to my personal taste) ideas on this...
Let's just say "screw yourself" is involved...
Anyone have it mirrored? <_<
DAMN YOU POINTING FISH! DAMN YOU BROKEN SITE! NOW WERE WILL I GET MY DOCTOR RECOMMENDED AMOUNT OF BOOBAGE! GOOGLE!?!? Oh yeah, Google.
This is pretty tastefully done, seeing as how I was expecting some sort of varient of the "go screw yourself" philosophy.
God, I think I can see a fetish forming.
@Lanhoj: why bother with blockland when you can just make your own level....
Looks to me like the woman is checking herself out!
Naked, but still maintaining an air of mystery - the most important attractant of all! nice.
clever... clever gal ^^,
Move those portals a little bit closer and you're in for some gooooood times.
Now get a few portal guns and you could have some real M.C Escher porn. I can just smell my brain exploding on impact.
@ShaggE: & @Luke Plunkett: It is very tastefully done. Just wish I had a bigger copy for a wallpaper now. I keep checking back but same 404 error out. Nice truck N tube comment by the way ^_^
As for portal porn... anybody have some cute twins and a modest special effects budget i can borrow for a few weeks?
@ Everyone, just tried it again and no w404 error grab your copy while you can and send that dude a note! I told him he's a very gifted artist and it is tastefully depicting her.
@ThatsMrOffDutyNinja: Or not. The link isn't the artist, it's the just the source. Still looking for the artist, if anyone finds them, let me know!
Why a fish?
... -.-; Who made this, why, how long did it take and why haven't I thought of this?
Well, at least the nudity wasn't a lie
@Kayeliminal Antithesis: Ohh man, that's so messed up. You're just trying to make me drink on Monday, aren't you.
Why does her shadow have such fat legs!? I smell trickery! She is a lie! That's really a gross fat person, and they are stuck in the portal!
I have a picture that tops this, except it's hentai, so take that as you will.
Wow. I never expected to see anything like this.