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It just won't stop. And you can be damn sure Uwe Boll will do everything he can to make sure it doesn't. That's right, we're back for another round of Boll vs. Bay in which crappy low budget director Uwe Boll and crappy big budget director Michael Bay butt heads! Boll said in an exclusive video:
Hi here's Uwe Boll, I'm very happy to say the fight is on. Boll Vs. Bay. It's a rumble in the jungle 2, it will be in Kinshasa, Zaire. I think September 30th will be the fight. Boll against Bay. He agreed to do it, I'm very proud of it. So if you want to be live there you need ten tickets from Postal opening May 23rd. You bring these tickets and this will be the entry to the boxing fight, Boll against Bay. Or you can buy tickets on eBay or wherever else you can buy it, of course also, but I think the cheapest way is with the Postal tickets. OK, so Michael Bay, start training and I think you will go down to be honest. I think round three or round four you will go down in history, not only for the worst war movie ever: Pearl Harbor, no, also for the worst boxer in the ring against Uwe Boll ever. Thank you.
Uwe Boll, publicity genius. Video after the jump.
Just spoke to Mike, and it's false. This guy is really creepy, he's creeping me out.BTW, Michael has never spoken to him and won't speak to him. Mike has a movie to deliver for June 2009, unlike this idiot.
Boll doesn't deserve press for his lame movie, so this is the last we talk about him in these forums. This press stunt will tank.
Bay's Reaction [Shoot For The Edit Thanks, Nathan!]
Comments
This must stop... who cares about either of these guys... I think the only way another Uwe Boll post should ever be made is if he is going to fight J. Thompson in a fight to the death... because either way... GAMERS WIN!!!
The man knows how to talk shit.
It's awn
Bay would kick bolls ass for realz
I may be missing it, but they're not actually gonna fight, are they? Either way, it's hilarious.
i saw this one coming...
F*CK YEAH KICK HIS ASS!!
"you will go down in history, not only for the worst war movie ever: Pearl Harbor, no, also for the worst boxer in the ring against Uwe Boll ever. Thank you."
Oh.
Snap.
The cost of 10 Postal tickets to watch Uwe Boll have the tar beaten out of him? I would've paid thrice that.
Well it looks like the apocalypse is coming along nicely.
@Ellipses253: i was thinking about that one the other day
please FSM let happen in a near future
You guys are stupid, I much rather have Bay create Crappy films than have Boll create Video game Crappy films. Watch, when postal comes out? I am so going to go see Indiana Jones.
I hope Uwe's Boll's get busted in the ring.
where is this video?
So if I buy 10 tickets to Postal, will they pay for my airfare too?
@gtrunner2: Dude... Boll knows MMA... no joke, He'll fuck Michael Bay up if they fought. This is the only reason why a small man talks so much shit.
It's not called Zaire anymore, it's called the Democratic Republic of the Congo, tardo
I don't like Uwe Boll, but for some reason I hope he kicks the living crap out of Michael Bay.
Y'know, Boll has a point: Pearl Harbor was worse than just about anything, including his own repertoire.
@someguyxvii: They're going to change the name back to Zaire just for this match.
Well, I think this will work better than just calling people names and saying he's the best. Even I felt tempted to buy some Postal tickets just to witness the most ridiculous event in entertainment history.
Just for the record: Pearl Harbor kicked ass.
Who wants to buy 10 tickets for ANY movie to go to Zaire?
Heh, gotta love those desperate plugs for his movie. Pathetic.
Oh snap! This is awesome. I hate both these guys movies, but I'm really starting to like them. It's always something insane when Bay or Boll is involved.
BTW, I'm betting on Bay. Boll was a boxer, but Bay is younger, and pretty ripped.
@ZombiePuppy:
You mean Pearl Harbor sucked ass. (the movie not the actual place)
Uh-oh. He just talked **** about Pearl Harbor. Boll must fall...
@ZombiePuppy: Obviously his marketing gimmic is working on you then. Have to say I am impressed with Boll, he has drummed up interest in him and Postal out of nothing. Still not going to go see it but the marketing student in me is intrigued.
My brain hurts...
And Pearl Harbour was alright, nothing special but still your run-of-the-mill summer blockbuster.
Boll's acting like he's in the position to call another directors movies crap. Idiot. He's not even getting publicity for this, he's just digging himself a deeper hole.
A director that churns out crap... versus another director who churns out crap.
Whoever wins... we still lose.
i think i sorta like uwe boll (although it could be because i've never seen any of his movies)
Is this for real? I... speechless...
This isn't going to happen its just marketing by Boll. I think its pretty clever of Boll seeing that its gathering so much attention. There's no way Bay really even has time for something like that as most big-shot filmmakers have fairly busy month to month schedules. Boll on the other hand probably has the time.
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I will totally buy ten tickets to Postal if it covers for a trip to Zaire. Uwe Boll is a genius.
All I can say is WTF....
What a lame comeback. Also your fight poster is dated for a month later. ;)
@el_rezzo: Yep, I'm not saying it isn't working. But the man's got a good thing going there. If he doesn't get people to watch his movies for the movies themselves, he's got to find another way to make a living.
@axiom: Well, I liked it. D: I was only 13 or 14 at the time, and I thought the nurse being shot through with a giant bullet was totally wicked cool.
God dammit Boll is like that crazy panhandler on the street asking for change and yelling about him being the messiah. You just have to ignore him.
Well he is right about Pearl Harbor...
Right now, up in Heaven (actually, probably down in hell), Ed Wood is seeing this and saying to himself, "I would totally pwnz the both of them with my PLAN NINE, TO KICK YO ASS!"
*Sees this ridiculous farce won't stop.*
*Slides gun barrel into mouth.*
Pearl Harbor suked
Hilarious :)
I expect Bay to come up with Armageddon 2 after this fight, with Bruce Willis resurrected.
test, test, test... where the hell my comment go? ;[
@Nihon no Purin: I recommend watching In The Name Of The King. Jason Stratham, Ron Perlman, Burt Reynolds, Ray Liotta, Claire Forlani (Chick from Mallrats), Kristanna Loken, Leelee Sobieski all put in the worst performances of their lives for this piece of crap that should be studied as the polar opposite of a good movie. Makes House Of The Dead look like cinema gold.
@ZombiePuppy:
I don't remember that part.
How come my comments are never accepted? Damn it!! I went to college!!! I drive a Toyota Corolla!!!!
@el_rezzo: HAHA, i went to see this at the movies, this one was hilarious, i couldn't stop laughing, i think it well as a comedy.
But i wouldn't mind my money back either.
HAHA you have to be fucking kidding me. 10 fucking Postal tickets? haha thats horrible. Man i hope this fight is better then some of their movies. *looks more at uwe boll*
lol, I hope bay put boll in the hospital if this actually occurs.
I know Boll is just talking out of his ass to rile up Bay but if this really did happen it would be a win win situation!
Boll boxes his foes a lot. The last one I recall was that guy from SomethingAwful. Boll put him in coma.
(The information I provided you is really wrong so that way someone else can pull up what really happened to prove me wrong.)
Geez... never thought I'd be cheering for Michael Bay. But you know what... if I was Bay, I wouldn't stoop to this imbecile's level.
Yes, I will buy 10 tickets to watch his stupid movie, then fly all the way to fricken Zaire to watch two 3rd rate directors slap and pull each others hair for 2 hours in an unstable 3rd world country.... that is exactly how I planned to spend my weekend.
He. Is. So. Annoying.
Jesus Christ. I hope Michael Bay is a good boxer so he can beat the shit out of Uwe - please Michael, beat enough shit out of him that he can never make another crappy film or obnoxious Youtube video, ever. Again.
Michael Bay has the secret powers of money, which he can use to hire a professional hit man. And then there would be a CG NYC skyline and a big asteroid roooooooosh!!! crawwwwwww!!!!!!!!! and this huge semi would turn over and it would be like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwccccckkkkkk!!! boooooooooommmmm!!!!!!!!!
Just like in that one movie of his......Oh wait that's all of his movies.
Bay made The Rock, and for that I will continue to support him, doesn't matter how crappy everything else he makes is, The Rock is beyond awesome
lol Desperate to sell tickets to Postal from what I see.
OK, people, enough! He's just a straight-up attention whore, and everytime someone says his name, he shows up acting like a brain-damaged clown in the hopes that he'll get one more sucker to pay to see another of his crappy movies. The more you talk about him, the more he wins -- don't do it!
hahaha, Boll really knows how to try to milk free press. Yeah 10 tickets to postal will get you into the the nonexistent fight. I don't know if I'd see that movie once let alone 10 times.
Secretly, Uwe Boll harbors a crush on the dreamy Michael Bay and his poofy hair. He simply lacks the social skills to properly express his feelings. Now I just feel sorry for him.
Bay is weak! Fight!
The guy really is a genius, too bad hes full of shit.