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To recap the pissing match: Director Uwe Boll called director Michael Bay a "fucking retard." Bay responded by saying Boll was a "sad being." Boll then stated Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg were signing the anti-Uwe internet petition on various assumed names. Your move, Bay:
Can we stop talking about this guy! I never even heard his name till last week when he made threats and rants. The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate - but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on. When you look at his videos, what is interesting are the backgrounds. I guess his low rent offices, with 15 year old 3/4 machines, archaic computers, this is just some dumb chump trying to get some fame when he has none, so he has to make Youtube lame quality anger rants. Guy just want attention because he can't get any for the so called movies he makes. Nothing sadder when he had his screening in LA to an over half empty movie house.He is a troubled soul — let's not waste time on talking about him please.
Dumb chump? Troubled soul? Let's not talk about him? Michael Bay's certainly not as much fun as Uwe. Hit the jump for the inevitable clip of Boll talking about pudding.
Bay's Blog [Shoot For The Edit]
The Pudding Show [MTV]
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Michael Bay pretty much sums up everything we all had said about Mr. Boll :)
*finishes watching video*
Okay...what the hell was that?
Ouch. Uwe Boll just got shot down by none other than Michael "Pearl Harbor sucks" Bay.
"GO HOME" priceless.
Uwe, I almost feel like I would watch your pudding move. I may have never seen any of your movies, but that almost sounds amazing.
Picture+Retort=new respect for Bay
Bay sounds like an elitist cunt.
His whole post is basically just a louder, longer, spittle-flecked "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???? WHO ARE YOU? NOBODY" with none of the OTT fun of a Boll rant.
DID SOMEBODY SAY PUDDING!?!?!?
*bursts into dance*
... He doesn't like pudding? What's wrong with the guy!
Bay sort of made himself look just as childish for even reacting to Uwe's remarks.
I work in the film and television market and I think it is funny that he refers to 3/4 tape machines as old when sony and fox and paramount all use them still for security purposes haha fools!
Michael Bay might be as much entertaining when talking shit, but that's straight ether (movie director status)
@geoffcbassett: I know I've posted it before, but it's just too AWESOME:
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ARRGGGHHHH my brain oh it hurts it hurts!
@ph15h needs a nu job: *might not be
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
next: SUNDAY! SUNDAY SUNDAY!
Uwe Boll vs Michel Bay on the fighting ring!
Micheal Bay and Eli Roth are both shit filmmakers. (Not defending Uwe Boll, just stated a fact that is somewhat on topic.)
@Earthslide: Michael Bay sums up everything I always thought about Michael Bay: A pretentious Hollywood facade. There's nothing he has to say that's worth anymore of my time as Boll is worth his... Let's not waist time talking about him please... j/k, I love talking shit about both of those guys... they both have money and probably cocaine habits... if that's not a winning combination... tell me, what is?
Seeing how bored Uwe was maybe now he can realize how we feel when people watch his movie.
well pretty much all true... boll is a sad man.
@SemiSarcastic: "i have very bad...emotions around pudding" =D
Can't they just agree that they all suck in different ways and get back to making dumb but entertaining movies.
They should work together to make a documentary about their little penis-wagging contest. It'd be about ten times more entertaining than any of their past movies.
am i the only one that misses the barry & levon show atfer watching that clip?
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Ha, Boll pretty much owned Michael Bay just by getting Michael Bay to mention him. Bay is such a fucking moron.
To be fair, Michael Bay is a "fucking retard".
The government has gotten rid of the Posse Comitatus Act which says the military can police on American soil. There are executive orders 10990-11921 that say during a national emergency that the government can take over farms, communications, transportation, force people into work brigades, etc.
They have already practiced martial law in 3 states. They are arming 3 million cops including giving police in Boston and other places black uniforms and machine guns to make them more intimidating when they knock on people's doors. They had 1000 Pentagon operatives pose in the media as credible experts. They have trained 50,000 preachers to quell dissent. It was 25,000 preachers last year. They have 800 FEMA camps built! Here are the locations: [www.mindfully.org]
There are also rumors of red/blue lists if martial law is announced. Registered gun owners and activists are on the red list. Martial law could be a gradual thing or all-or-once but it needs to be reported. They are running FEMA drills from May 1st-8th in Oregon and Washington, NORAD was running drills during 9/11 so there might or might not be a terrorist attack or national emergency announced during those times. I know it sounds out there but so did Hitler's rise to power. If you look into it you will find all the evidence supporting my claims.
They also might just wait for the economy to collapse to get rid of the Bill of Rights/Constitution and globalize the United States and introduce something similar to the Euro.
You can watch a few news reports here including video of the FEMA camps with signs for red and blue:
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Someone should liscense the fight... I want to see two directors fight. Putting the liscense to the next Video Game/ Comic Book / Animated movie that they are signed up for on the line..
its sad to me how bay relates boll's lack of fame to his worth as a person. regardless of how bad his movies suck, or how frustrated he is emotionally, youve got to be a real dick-wad yourself to call out someone on the vintage of the copy machines in your you-tube videos.
@mind in rewind:
to be fair, Michael Bay is a "fucking retard who thinks AWESOME is a word that should be exagerrated in his numerous movies".
i've noticed most of his movies are somehow ALL in capital letters
ARMAGGEDON
TRANSFORMERS
PEARL HARBOR
BAD BOYS
Yes, let's not waste our time.
@mind in rewind:
Bravo, sir.
Oh no he din'in
Burn!
Low blow, insulting a German guy's english. I always thought Michael Bay's movies sucked cock; now I know he's also an asshole. A real man would ignore Boll and his movies. So, where are Spielberg's comments? right.
For a comment that was essentially "no comment", it was pretty long and full of rage.
This will only hurt Michael Bay and make him look bad. If an average person saw this they would be like "Who is Uwe Boll and why is Michael Bay so pissed off at him? Why would a famous person be berating just another name in the phonebook?
@shimage: Oh come on guys. Michael Bay isn't the greatest in the world, and certainly not a great auteur - but he's not going after other directors.
He doesn't deserve the bile that Uwe Boll spews.
*sigh*
Did you know in every 8 second lull in a conversation among a group of people, someone will think about Abraham Lincoln...
Or, in other words, Boll is something because people make him something. If we all ignored him, he'd go away, but this is the internet... It's impossible for people to ignore things that annoy them on the internet, and Boll feeds off it...
He's not even human, you know... He's a creature that feeds off pissed-off fanboys. The gaming world provides him with plenty of food.
1. Michael Bay is worse than Uwe Boll.
2. Uwe Boll totally redeemed himself in that clip.
I once again find myself shocked to be agreeing with something Michael Bay said.
that there photo sums up breakfast for me on a daily basis.
Now Bay sounds as dumb as Boll. Then again, atleast I laugh my ass off at Boll movies, Bay's movies just reek so bad I can't even let out a laugh.
You know, maybe Boll hasn't found the right project yet. I think someone should toss him a really good Battletoads script. See what he does with it. He might surprise you. He could make you really look at it in a different light. Like, why do these toads battle? Were they always this way? What do their families think of it? Real thought provoking stuff. And Boll could pull it off.
Or he could waste half the budget on alcohol and make BloodRayne. But I think Battletoads would be way cooler.
@Captain Impulse: Egoraptor would be proud.
"Hit the jump for the inevitable clip of Boll talking about pudding." LMAO inevtiable?
Anyways I believe it's
Micheal Bay 2
Uwe Boll 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Ca'mon Bashcraft where are the Red eyes in Bay's pic?
@karl_hungus: Of the two clips, that was by far the best pudding-related video I've seen tonight.
In other news, I think it's time to reevaluate my life, because it's 1AM and I've spent the past ten minutes watching videos about pudding.
umm...go Michael Bay?
It's like watching two bullied kids at school fighting each other trying to prove that the other one is even more of a chump. In the end it's still a battle of chumps.
It's also a little like comparing a watchable movie maker to an unbearable one. Bay looks like Shakespeare after a little "Blood Rayne".
Michael Bay spends a lot of time writing about someone he says should be ignored.
They're both terrible. Michael Bay movies just look better, but they have infinitely larger budgets. Both directors elicit the same emotional response from me: flatulence.
@Schoolimangooli:
Michael Bay is not a robot.
This is an outrage, and is also hilarious. Only a retard focuses on the word retard when someone uses the word as an insult. Therefore Michael is a retard, as correctly quoted by the hip film maker, Uwe Boll.
Please everyone, Uwe Boll is the most misunderstood film maker in Hollywood. Please sign this petition so that Uwe Boll understands that we support his film making career, and want him to take over Hollywood and make many more movies.
[www.petitiononline.com]
Eventually Uwe will see this petition and will thank all of you for your support.
Why is there a picture of Steve Nash making breakfast and aiming a gun on this post?
@Rocci1212: That's Michael Bay.
Marissa Miller denied some dumb chump a handshake! HA! As Michael Bay would put it, "That non-handshake was AWESOME!"
@Rocci1212: Bummed about the Suns losing to the Spurs tonight? That was inevitable. :)
@PrivateJ0ker: So only people that focus on that word are in fact that word itself? when you entirely focused on it yourself, that word as an insult and make it your prime topic of discussion if someone who focuses on this word is in fact that word himself/herself. So you are using that word to insult the person that focused on the word that they are in fact the word and that en tales that you are what that word is..or by it's definition ...follow?
Oh god this is hilarious.
Seriously, reading that made me actually laugh.
It's actually hilarious that Michael Bay has forums which he's active on.
Really, Both Mr Boll and Mr Bay are both tragic and ridiculous. I suspect Boll might realize this, though, and play up on it!
Uwe Boll shows that you can be anything in life........including a bleeding fucking asshole.
@Grey Gecko:
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I sincerely hope this transpires. "AWESOME" meets SUCK in an epic boxing match to determine the true winner!