Thought it couldn't get worst than NSFW mahjong moony man? It can't. But this, this is pretty damn close. Here, a gentleman is standing and up and stretching in front of a mahjong game. Remember it's okay to enjoy yourself in Japanese game centers, just don't enjoy yourself in Japanese game centers.
Many thanks to Luke for his Pointing Fish skills! The unfished pic is in the link below and not as bad as you think — whatever that means! Still, it's both a little NSFW and a lotta unsettling.
Mahjong Game Undressing Number 2 [Hatimaki]










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And to think ive seen it all.
Blast city indeed
Blast City, indeed.
You know, I wonder why he does that. Why people do that.
They could pretty much just walk into any porn store and pick up a porn and take it home and do what they have to do. Hell, they even have erotic manga with plastic pages so you can wipe it off!
I guess they like being in public and doing it. That's the only thing I can think of. Or maybe "Yeah, I totally beat that wench, I'm going to whack it to my victory!"
Still, not my kinda thing. =/
I find it halarious that the game just happens to be called Blast City.
Never has there been a more apropriate title IMO.
@prawnmatic:
@ContinentalOp:
Creepy!
If you read the caption, it says that it just *looks* like he is preparing to do something.
@slime:
I still insist on my "victory wank" idea. =|
But yeah, you're right. I didn't hit the link because I've had my penis quota filled by Gizmodo the otherday. Didn't think it'd be necessary to see more.
Meh. In the NSFW pic I still don't see anything obscene.
Unless it's before he exposes himself.
In any case, overreaction as this has all been done before.
And I insist this is bad "journalism". :)
man...from now on, i'm gonna bring my own Lysol wipes to arcades...
who knows who did what to those arcade machines....
FINISH HER!!
...this was the only thing that popped into my head when I saw this...
@slime:
Look in the cabinet's reflection. :/
All I can say is that Luke did an excellent job with the fish. Although I am left to wonder how he got it to look like the fish is between the man and the machine.
Cannot see anything in the reflection, Brian.
In this instance, I really think the fish is doing more harm then good. It makes it look like he is probably... exposing himself, instead of just in an awkward stretching position as you can see in the link. Honestly, the cabinet to his right is more scandalous than anything under the fish.
Unless I am missing something subtle.
Luke is the master of the mighty Pointing Fish!!!
I clicked the link to see what the fuss was about but I couldn't see it at all...
u c wut I did thar?
actually its probably better that no one else saw wut I did thar.
@slime: Look just under the blue text square :\
@Luke Plunkett: I can't see it at all either.
Maybe my eyes are just pure and immune to such visual stimulations.
Maybe I'm crazy but I only see some light reflections on the screen. What is supposed to be there? :)
I will try to do a translation:
脱衣マージャンゲームの正しいプレイ方法 その2
Title: The good way of laying mahjong undressing. part 2
「それでは!よーい・・・・」の画面表示に従って、
本当に何か用意しようとしているように見えるんですが気のせいですよね。
Comment:
"Get Ready" is displayed in the screen (blue square).
It really looks like (the guy) is getting ready, but it's only in our minds, right?
No, I'm not gonna download that image and zoom in in Irfanview. I believe Mr. Ashcraft and can imagine what is reflected there. Besides, I'm at work and I wouldn't want that what I think it is to be seen on my screen. Not even a reflection.
@Luke Plunkett:
Those are fingers.
@Luke Plunkett: Looks like peckerwood, only not as prevalent as that Dennis Rodman card from times of yore. It just barely looks like a knob. How the hell did you notice that?
And if he gets off on hand drawn two-dimensional boobs, then he must have a sad sad social life, skewed reality. I don't get it, Why?
K um who took the pic. And Why? my first thought would be to run.
Also difficult to see anything in the reflection.
Is his pinky blocking his joystick?
Dude! you know waggel your wii controller dosen't make it a better experience for this game ...
Looks like he got the high score.
Just looks like the reflection of his arm, to me. I think the fished version is more risky than the original :P
These cabs are so sexy.. that doesn't surprise me.
@Trowble (XBL/PSN): Whats wrong with hand drawn two-dimensional boobs? Beter than any boobs at all right? riight?
I honestly can't see anything in the reflection.
This make the name "sticky keys" have a totally different sense.
Also, this local totally need a warning "clean hands after use our equipament.. or your".
hmm.. i think i see something in the reflection, but it may just be our minds jumping to conclusion...
@slime:
Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with you there, buddy. The only thing I see is a reflection of his arms, friend. Oh well, no problem, guy.
Oh Japan...
...I know, I know. This kind of behavior is not limited to the small island country but... Oh Japan *face palm*
How dare you call this fool a gentleman!
big sexy fun time?!
@Brian Ashcraft: Oh jeeze, the reflection... I thought that was his arm before, but nay, nay my good sir. That is a dong.
whoa, kotaku, I signed no photo release form! you'll hear from my lawyers.
You know, from behind it looks a little like Hideo Kojima. Just saying.
@Derigor: I still don't see it!
No kidding... is he really pointing his fish at the screen?
I don't think he's really jerking it. He's probably adjusting his jeans.
and I tought japanese guys were nerdy pervs... this suprass all my touhgs about them...
Oh come on! The Japanese have the Internet, right?! Look for some freakin porn online! Gah!
Hey, it's Luke and Jan Valentine!
[in the blog]
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