I mean...I knew Pokemon bred. It's a staple of the series. But, you know...I always thought it was Nintendo-style breeding, which just happens. Not real-style breeding, where...urgh. Full pic is after the jump, not because it's NSFW, just because it's NSF...brains.
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MY EYES!!!!! THEY'RE BLEEDING!!!
I see five and a half nipples.
Hawt. You know pikachu likes it.
They should bottle that stuff and sell it as an energy drink!
Gah!
She even has mini pokeballs to put them in timeout, awwwww!
Mr. Plunkett you make Prinny sad.
i... don't.... just...
eww
Why do people do this? They are monsters!
So what about Raichus? Only pichus and pickachus?
Dudes, the middle "Pichu" looks like it's choking on the nipple... god that's wrong.
Pikachu is a girl? OMG this explains the serious.
I don't care what you or the folks at Destructoid say... this is beautiful :) One person (me) even tried to suggest that Pikachu was getting head six ways... UNBELIEVABLE!
Not just a shock-rat, a certified mammalian shock-rat.
At least it's not Chimchar.
Nightmare fuel
D:
@ZenAndTonic: Pikapower Energy Drinks? Now with the Pokemon equivalent of lactose.
That was kind of sick. Nintendo Breeding = Offspring out of nowhere with no parental nurishment. Case in point: Pokemon before now... and Bowser Jr. I don't think that's Peach's kid... But you nvr know. Them Nintendo Ribonucleic Acids might be warped.
O_o
actually thats kind of...cute
but creepy at the same time
This better not be a new internet rule...
Shouldn't it be a mother Raichu?
@Chances: I believe you mean Snorlax... I feel so dirty now.
@okenny :): You my friend are genius!
Thats...thats too much.
You just don't do that.
@Shindokie: Pikachu is a species. C'mon now. >_>
*reads the responses of comments then rolls eyes* Men...
Seriously, that is a really cute picture. Personally, I don't see myself giving birth but I do commend mothers.
It's cute like a dog with puppies. What's wrong with you people? Normally I hate pokemon too. It looks like some kind of terrier that is shaped like a rabbit... or something.
I can't tell if this is cute or disturbing as sin.
I think the drawings really well done.
But I too would rather not think of Pikachu with nipples..
The art is good, but the picture is...
I need to go wash my retinas...
I think I'll stab my eyes out now.
Nerd nit-picking: Pokemon come from eggs.
This is to anybody who thinks this is bad.
If you think this is bad then you obviously haven't seen half the stuff on Deviant Art. Seriously, almost everybody on there is obsessed with Pokemon, Sonic and StarFox hentai.
Also it reminds me of a Beckett magazine cover.
Kotaku is more sensetive to its readers than Destructoid. They just busted it out, no jump or anything.
wow, you guys have problems. "oh noes, they got real animal in my fake animal! the pain!"
I love it. Makes me wish I had a hamster so I could (humanely) dye its hair to make it look like a Pikachu.
I have a similar idea for a prank that would involve dying miniature horses to look like My Little Ponies. Any thoughts?
@.endejas.:
That doesn't mean they don't produce milk for their young, though. A primary example of Pokémon milk is Miltank... It's a cow-like Pokémon, and its milk is sold as "Moomoo Milk."
Remember: Real-world logic does not apply to video games. You have Pokémon that look like mammals, plants, birds, fish, reptiles, etc... And they all hatch from eggs.
@Fireblast:
Says the guy with that creepy Mario image for an avatar...
@Clarke:
Oh, man, was their original art horrible...
@Crash McCloud:
Hey, that's a huge generalization of dA.
... I prefer to draw Peach and Samus hentai.
(okay, I don't draw H of any kind... But I thought that'd be funny to say)
Damn you, damn you. I should have read the blurb. No, then it would have piqued my interest. There was really no escape.
But this is pure fallacy. Everyone knows Pokémon lay eggs, and when they hatch they are fully formed Pokémon (Pichu in this case). There's almost no reason to think that they would nurse, unless were classifying them as some sort of monotreme (mammals that lay eggs, like platypus or echidna).
Well... that ruins pokemon for me. That's right, i still play it at this age and i don't care.
makes me want to get a brick and a cloth sack and take a trip down to the local river.
@.endejas.: Dang, I typed my comment up before I saw that. Doing too much research into Platypus and got distracted.
Nerd cred to you.
@TheDollHouse: Dude, I'm a girl and this STILL freaks me out.
@ArticulacyFTW: As weird as it is to say it, I think you've got a valid point. I don't remember having to find a way to breast-feed my Togepi after it hatched in Pokémon Silver.
Now, the real question...who's the father? My money's on Ditto.
@.endejas.: Monotremes, man. Monotremes.
How strangely erotic.
@YUYU: Sorry, I keep on forgetting I have a higher freak out level than the average person. I guess it comes with being an art school student. I even yawned through two girls and a cup.
THIS IS THE BEST PICTURE EVAR, IN THE HISTORY OF PICTURES!
Why is this image disturbing to some people, I don't get it?
I think it's quite lovely.
@TheDollHouse: Yawned? Moly holy, I still don't have the guts to watch that shit (no pun intended...actually, huge pun intended).
I think it's a cute picture:)
I find this really wrong.
How can there be FIVE of them? Just hatching those drat eggs takes forever. THEY ARE NOT BORN IN LITTERS! That means this is some kind of messed up poke-farm where they just use Pikachus (and perhaps Raichus) as breeding machines. Birthing animals. That's just sick. Day in and day out these poor Pikachus (and perhaps Raichus) are being impregnated by various ground or fairy pokemon.
I've arranged them in alphabetical order, please notify me of any errors.
Absol, Aipom, Ambipom, Ampharos, Arbok, Arcanine, Azumarill
Bibarel, Bidoof, Blaziken, Blissey, Breloom, Buizel, Buneary
Camerupt, Castform, Chansey, Cherrim, Cherubi, Chimchar, Clefable, Clefairy, Combusken, Cyndaquil
Delcatty, Delibird, Dewgong, Diglett, Donphan, Dugtrio, Dunsparce
Eevee, Ekans, Electrike, Empoleon, Espeon, Exploud
Farfetch'd, Flaaffy, Flareon, Floatzel, Froslass, Furret
Girafarig, Glaceon, Glalie, Glameow, Golduck, Granbull, Growlithe, Grumpig
Hippopotas, Hippowdon, Hoppip, Houndoom, Houndour
Infernape
Jigglypuff, Jolteon, Jumpluff
Kecleon
Leafeon, Linoone, Lopunny, Loudred, Lucario, Luxio, Luxray
Mamoswine, Manectric, Mankey, Mareep, Marill, Mawile, Meowth, Mightyena, Miltank, Minun, Monferno
Nidoking, Nidoran (F), Nidoran (M), Nidorino, Ninetales, Numel, Nuzleaf
Pachirisu, Persian, Phanpy, Pikachu, Piloswine, Piplup, Plusle, Ponyta, Poochyena, Primeape, Prinplup, Psyduck, Purugly
Quagsire, Quilava
Raichu, Rapidash, Raticate, Rattata, Rhydon, Rhyhorn, Rhyperior, Roselia, Roserade
Sandshrew, Sandslash, Sealeo, Seedot, Seel, Sentret, Seviper, Shiftry, Shinx, Shroomish, Skitty, Skiploom, Skuntank, Slaking, Slakoth, Smeargle, Sneasel, Snubbull, Snorunt, Spheal, Spinda, Spoink, Stantler, Stunky, Swinub
Tauros, Teddiursa, Togekiss, Togetic, Torchic, Torkoal, Typhlosion
Umbreon, Ursaring
Vaporeon, Vigoroth, Vulpix
Wailmer, Wailord, Walrein, Weavile, Whismur, Wigglytuff, Wooper
Zangoose, Zigzagoon
STOP POKEMON ABUSE!
Im not gonna lie, that maybe one of the weirdest and cutest thing i've ever seen related to Pokemon.
The babies look so peaceful.
/heart grew 2 sizes to big
@Channing:
Damn it, for some reason there's a bunch of space after my comment. Sorry Kotaku.
orz
Um...
I just kinda thought it was...you know...adorable?
*blinks* Oh man it's those girl hormones going all mushy over babies.
Even electric mouse babies.
...but wouldn't it make the cutest desktop ever?
*hides*
@Shindokie: Pretty much any pokemon can be either gender. There are obvious exceptions to this are most Legendaries (genderless), some legendaries and others (Cresselia and Miltank). Likewise, there are some that are male only.
This is why it bothers me that most people refer to Jigglypuff (the one in Smash) as "she". I refer to it as "it" because its gender is, as far as I know, never explicitly stated... Maybe on some trophy, but I don't pay attention to those things... I'll have to check that out later.
@Konatsu:
It's the alternative costume that gives it away. Only girls wear those cute summer hats. Like Churuya. Nyoro~
I wish more girls wore those cute summer hats.
=/
I'm gonna throw up.
I think I have just discovered the hilariousness that is 1am Kotaku commenters. What fun is being had not doing my homework right now...
@Konatsu: Jigglypuff can wear a giant bonnet or a red flower.
For the sake of all of us, I hope that the one in Brawl is a "she." Otherwise, we might have another Birdo-style sex change on our hands.
@spiderweb1986:
It's also SHINY!
That's so wrong...
@Channing: Oh, and you creep me out, sir.
Oh my god... this has completely destroyed my childhood....
I take it that no one here had hamsters as pets ehhh?