Crack open a pint of ice cream and grab the tissues. We have some very bad news. Super Mario, you know, that guy who has saved the world/Princess on multiple occasions while facing ridiculous odds? He's a plumber in Europe. Yeah, and that's the picture is his van. His van! Sure, Superior Bathrooms by SuperMario "takes bathroom projects to new heights," but it sinks our hearts to new lows.
The last time we were this disappointed, we woke up to find hair in all our weird places. And every day since then things have just gotten worse.
Superior Bathrooms by SuperMario [SuperMario Broke Our Heart via technabob]







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It's too bad that this isn't a company in Italy.
LMFAO, i love that "And every day since then things have just gotten worse." that was godly xD
If you're going to do this, shouldn't you really go all the way? Why make a weird logo and use the wrong colors? You're going to get sued. Might as well milk it all the way while you can.
And I would NEVER want plumbing by Super Mario. One minute he's a plumber, the next he's playing tennis and suddenly he's in outer space. He wouldn't focus and finish the job.
Don't worry, it's clearly saying "Sup, er... Mario?" I can't explain the rest of the wordage, but I'm sure it's something nifty and keen and nothing related to plumbery.
Legit looking business, tho.
Btw, comments = dead with GTAIV launch.
Looking at the designs, looks like they need to get sued. This doesn't look like some small operation, this has got to be one of them hipster contractors. Get a move on Nintendo!
O...M...G...I am soooo calling them and asking if they offer "on-site princess rescuing"
after all they do have a "special needs" section under "other services"
*sad face* Is that even legal?
@Seiven: when they get there I will tell them "Sorry your princess is in another house"
ROFL
Sure looks like quite a professional business for us to only be hearing about it now.
ask them if they install green drain pipes. Cause I need one. Badly.
good job giving them publicity. i dont know how that sinked ur heart to new lows tho.
Now if only we can see what the plumper looks like...
I smell lawsuit
@thebetamax: I would love that! They did leave it with an opening for it.
Next thing you know you got turtles coming up your ass.
Well, at least they're using Wii-like colours.
@Kaizuden: Ask and ye shall receive: [www.plumbermario.com]
[www.plumbermario.com]
WHAT?
[farm4.static.flickr.com]
That one is an obvious amateur. This is a picture of an italian plumber van i took a couple of weeks ago :D
Doh,previous one got resized pretty badly, here's the direct url
[www.flickr.com]
@Kaizuden: [www.plumbermario.com]
Holy shit, it really is Mario.
I smell a copyright infringement lawsuit coming along....
[www.plumbermario.com]
lol!! It's a me!!
I actually live about 200m down the road from one of their showrooms. They've got a big sign with their logo in the window. I keep meaning to shoop it into a Mushroom. Once I've convinced my flatmate to part with his prosumer camera anyway...
sounds more like the Spanish superman than Mario
Marky boy, how can this be at all disappointing? If anything I'm relieved that there is a real life person out there keeping us safe from evil turtles and rescuing princesses in need.
@Kadugen: Im an idiot and dyslexic, but mainly an idiot.
disregard my previous comment
Or how about the greatest scientist ever, Gordon Freeman:
[www.ualberta.ca]
he's an imposter. he doesn't use Fire Flowers for the heating
Call him up, have him fix your sink, and he disappears into the drain. He comes out with some firey bad breath and tells you that he thinks he's in the wrong castle. Takes a few coins, stomps on your cat, eats the portabellos you had in the fridge, lights some fireworks and leaves.
Jerk.
@Eltigro: Nice summation...does his brother ever show up?
Wow... if only they had a branch in America that the dress code was red/green overalls like in the picture.
That logo is pretty cool, actually.
lol a pretty cool coincidence. But remember thats all it is, they didn't steal from Nintendo nor can Nintendo even try to sue them. Theres no Mario or Nintendo logo's and the guys name is Mario anyways.
Wow that site and their work is suprisingly professional. Serious props and love the name.
@Ruglia: I thought that when I saw that picture :)
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