It's late (well after midnight). I'm tired. I'm more than a little cranky. But hey, because I live in Australia and just got home from an EB Games midnight opening, I'm also one of the first people in the world to get my hands on the GTA IV Collector's Edition. So let's unbox it together, shall we? Some notes before you/we dig in: the safety deposit box is heavy, and quite nice. As is the art book (nice, that is, not heavy). The duffle bag? Fairly cheap. And the chainsaw? Not included, that's just for...scale.

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