To: Crecente
From: Bash
RE: Healthy Living

The first movie I saw in a theater? The Empire Strikes Back. I was three or four. Today, I watched the movie with my kid. He had these two very important questions:

1. Why doesn't Luke's hand bleed?
2. Why does Luke have "sorta long" hair?

Hrm. I already provided the "because, you know, it's a movie" response.

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