No Way Should Pokemon Be This Cute. Like, Ever.
9:00 PM on Tue Apr 22 2008
By Brian Ashcraft
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121 comments
Gossip, news and leaks for obsessive gamers.
9:00 PM on Tue Apr 22 2008
By Brian Ashcraft
7,701 views
121 comments
Comments
...why do I suddenly feel like taking a nap, drinking out of a bottle, and wearing diapers?
OH EM GEE. I just had a massive workout. Now I feel like I consumed a bucket of ice cream. THIS IS SO CUTE.
Dammit Ashcraft! We're men not punks! I hate this anime! I never watched it! And only a punk-pussy-boy cries during the first story arch or during the movie! I swear I didn't cry!! :( Damn you all *breaks down in tears*
What?, is this "We are the world" reincarnated?.
I suddenly have an urge to eat a Red-bean bread. Mmmmm
Thanks, that was so sweet that now I have diabetes
What's going on? My eyes melted due to cuteness overload. I'm blinded!
How the hell am i typing this correctly without any eyes?
Too...too cute.
"The Cuteness Man..."
it's happy tree friends without dismemberment!
All this mention of Dango is making me hungry and confused.
Do I eat the dango or pokemon flavoured dango?
awwwwwww its so freakin cute!!!!! X3 I love it!!!
Wow, that was ... excessively cute ...
Also, could not help but notice the resemblance between Dango's and kirby ...
NAGISA DIES!
I feel a sugar rush ... wow, total cuteness overload.
@Clarke: SPOILERZ!!!
Where is tyranitar, charizard, and Garchomp?
@okenny :): It takes a real man to cry.
Oh my god i feel like someones injected a basket of kittens straight into my veins.
No... no... 'scuse me, going to go play some halo to shrug this off.
No, wait, not manly enough (too many colors.) Gears of War. Yeah, that'll do the trick. Eat shit and die, pikachu.
@Clarke: Thank, i haven't seen the anime yet and just decided to watch it after okenny's post now you ruined something. Twat.
Wait so this anime is about a family of dango? I'm so confused.
Clannad is an anime dealing with one guy solving the problems of various cute girls.... its one of my guilty pleasures to be honest - shit is so cute it usually has me melt into a pile of jello while giggling like a gitty Japanese school girl who just bought her first nintendogs
I've never been so mad at Kotaku before... Clannad has a spot in my little anime heart that no other anime can take...It was sad that I finished it.
And now here you are, reminding me again about the awesomeness that is Clannad...
SIGH.
(At least they're making ~After Story~)
Wow, too cute. But Clannad is cool. THat's just too cute to be Pokemon or Clannad. It's like "cute steroids" they OD'd on.
@NiGHTSSTUDiO: To be honest with you, I think I was probably the first person to draw a round ball with a happy face. I remember in second grade, I drew a picture of my dad and he didn't have ears or hair but he said it looked just like him. Since my dad didn't have his head trade marked, I should have copyrighted it... now look at these guys and Kirby, getting rich off my idea ;)
Come to think of it now, he still has ears but I may have taken lightly my ability to tell the future as he's pretty much balled now.
Hmm. I guess I don't get it. I don't find creepy person-monsters cute... I guess it's an anime thing, which I also don't get.
@scotty: Don't watch the movie... you'll die a little inside :(
I'm almost in tears because this is so unbearably, unutterably cute. ;;
I feel warm and fuzzy inside...
make...
it..
stop..
KAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII!!! :D (had to be done)
Agghhhh! I feel so WARM!
You know ... Its really a testament to the skill of the composer ...
The music made me feel incredibly sad, and that was before I understood where this came from and how its actually intended to be sad/peaceful/beautiful ... etc.
@okenny :): A true man would cry manly tears at the end of the first arc.
Because the first arc is totally a gut-punch.
Where's Feraligatr?
Very cute, a nice way to end the day.
Is it bad that I can't get the song out of my head now...
With attacks like Tickle and Growl, I'm not suprised.
I freaking love this show!
Ha!
=P
@Clarke: What an ass.
Not ashamed to tag this by posting in the comments
KAWAIIIIIIII~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DESU YO~!
...ah, my teeth.
Wow, that's like, eight cavities right there. Thanks.
I still dont understand why they chose to go with the xbox360 for a console port of this game. It'll be hilarious if it's cause they plan on trying to sell it in the states (no sex so as long as people don't mind doing some... no, a LOT of reading...).
*Achievement Unlocked: Date Girl XY 20G*
@muu: What?
@Clarke:
Way to kill it for everyone.
Cute, but I liked the original better though =x
Now if only somehow we could weaponize this cuteness...
i feel like im beginning to slowly fall off my chair
The pain!
@Cchrist: LOOOOOOOLLLLLLOOLOOOLOLOLOLOL
@not_tom_brokaw: No manly tears cried in this anime. You want to cry man tears, go watch Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann!
@MBC: same here
*prepares lawsuit*
Oh man, love this song
Dango~ Dango~ Dango~ Dango~ Da-ngo~ Daikazoku~
PS. Did I miss something in the anime?? I don't recall Nagisa dying....
There's actually another Pokemon Dango video that is even more closer to the Clannad original in the way it's done.
+ Watch video
@Camon: dont mention it...i havent recover yet
lots of GARness
@Cchrist: it is still worth the watch though d=
...now School Days, thats f%#k up )=
I enjoyed the art but the song made me want to retch violently.
@Camon: whole heartedly agree with you on the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann thing. I was so bummed. I hope the movie their making is good.
that was the single greatest thing i've ever seen in my life.
So is this bestiality or just animated cosplay?
Either way; it makes me both confused and happy at the same time.
I love this song, it's my favorite song to listen to when I just want to relax myself, like before a big test or something. My two-year-old nephew absolutely LOVES it, probably because it sounds like a very well composed children's song. The anime/visual novel is very sweet, as well. It is so touching in a warm family love sort of way. I can't wait to see the After Story adaptation.
My favorite part of the video is when they have Eevee in the moon. Eevee has a special place in my heart, and I have an entire team of pokemon that are just Eevee evolutions whenever humanly possible. She is by far my favorite pokemon.
@GREY GECKO: LOVES SUM CAPTIONS: (shht just downloaded it and will watch it with my girlfriend as soon as possible but dont tell anyone!)
As for school days: (just watched it last week) That series kinda broke something deep inside of me. Pure insanity!
@Camon: That wasn't funny! I was serious! :(
Meh, nothin over here. Just reminded me of those stupid posters with the babies dressed up as whatever. And I hate those things.
@GREY GECKO: LOVES SUM CAPTIONS: Until I watched School days up to Episode 44, I didn't think there was ANY anime that I couldn't finish solely because I hated a lead character! OOOH, you better believe I watched the last episode!! Nice Boat ;)
@Cchrist: ...i havent been able to get near anything pointy and/or sharp without backing off screaming...
D=
@okenny :): nice boat indeed XD