By Michael McWhertor, 2:40 PM on Tue Apr 22 2008, 2,271 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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You know, we run these surveys from time to time, with yours truly forced to do the Sales department's evil bidding. I'm just a henchman, a lackey, the ectomorphic Odd Job to my Auric Goldfingers in sales. Or maybe I'm the powerless Thunder to my David Lo Pan's at Gawker HQ. Whatever the analogy, the whip-holders have fired up the survey machine once more. This time, it's personal... and very comprehensive. Appropriately, the prize has been upped to a whopping $300 worth of AmEx gift card. It's a bit of time investment, but we'll definitely appreciate it as we enjoy our food, shelter and clothing for the foreseeable future. The rules are here. Survey says!