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Hello to everyone out there in Kotaku land! It is finally here, the second installment in the Kotaku Instructional Video Series, The Kartokumentary. This time around we explore what it is like to play a game against the big man himself, Brian Crecente! You'll laugh and you'll cry. We know the star of the first video was Mini Crecente, so we humbly asked him for an encore. After meeting his numerous demands we were able to score him in the new video. I am proud to present to you the Kotaku readers, The Kartokumentary.
Hello to everyone out there in Kotaku land! It is finally here, the second installment in the Kotaku Instructional Video Series, The Kartokumentary. This time around we explore what it is like to play a game against the big man himself, Brian Crecente! You'll laugh and you'll cry. We know the star of the first video was Mini Crecente, so we humbly asked him for an encore. After meeting his numerous demands we were able to score him in the new video. I am proud to present to you the Kotaku readers, The Kartokumentary.On a personal note I just want to say thanks again for the awesome comments on the Kaketakumentary. I read everyone one of them and hope to bring you guys more good stuff.
Comments
Nice hair
windy
this was really good - made me laugh
B.C. - "You lost to Brian, so you know, that's okay"
Guy - "I have no idea who you are"
B.C. - "Yeah, I'm sure"
Fucking hilarious!!! Hahahahaha!!!!!!
@Brian Crecente:
Wind or no wind B.C., that's some damn fine hair.
lol i liked that. To bad there wasn't one for your GTA:IV adventure.
ROFL that was great.
I think there is something wrong with this wheel!
PWNT.
Great!, I did chuckle throughout the 'cumentary. The audio is a bit messy though.
This isn't Brian Crecente. Where is his garlic payment? His love for Sonic the Hedgehog? Where is his ever changing accent and loose clothing?
I don't believe the 'no feelings were hurt' disclaimer. When it comes to Mario Kart, feelings are *always* hurt.
Hah need more. We need video of Crecente harassing Miyomoto now.
Needs more garlic :p.
No adam, congratulations with another succesfull video report.
Lovely. This is how a documentary should be done.
That was brilliant! Well shot, nicely put together. I want to see more from the new intern!
(Psst... Adam, you owe me a drink)
Seriously though, that was really funny :D
How long have you been playing GTA IV
One day Mini Crecente, having handed down another beating, will turn to his Dad and just say "I'm gonna call the home Dad... it's time... yes yes i know, you were EPIC once... i know... yes you pawned good back in the day"
Let's hope that aint tomorrow Brian :)
that brian crecente really walks with a swager.
good stuff!
Quite enjoyable, the hurt look on your {Adam} face was quite appeasing to my monster inside :)
I like the Pradas... I have some that look almost identical.
@Brian Crecente:
B.C. - there must be sumthing wrong with this controller
Tristan- blank stare
Tristan FTW!!!
Hahaha, oh man. That reminds me of so many people.
"This game rocks!"...(ten minutes pass)..."Who cares if you won, the game sucks anyway!"
Crecente has godly facial hair. It's all about the hair! It intimidates his opponents. Can you teach me how to have godly facial hair? All I've got is a fuzz mustache.
Crecente - a lesson in hubris. We need to find the fake Crecente, and put the two of them in a room together. If that is possible. I'm sure the results would make for an interesting film Adam.
This was enjoyable anyway.
Move over Michael Moore (you fat bastid).
Good stuff. The GTAIV flub took me out of it for a minute, but overall pretty good.
Awesome video made me laugh the whole time. Crecente owning Mario then getting beat by his own kid Just hilarious
It's Mario Kart Wii's Billy Mitchell.
It was the REAL Brian Crecente!!!
LOL!
I love the Crecente vs Mario match up. :D
Another great video.
The day I tire of Kotaku and it's staff will be a dreaful one where I realise I have fallen astray.
Adam, your Kotakumentaries are amazing.
Crecente, it's okay, that kid was like, 5 years old or something. Wayyy out of your league.
Wow Brian has a mesmerizing smile, exhales...
LOL :D This cracked me up. Awesome stuff.
The son has bested the father. The circle is now complete!
Great video :)
theres a lot of shame and anger in those eyes...
I lol'd. Hard.
Mini Crecente is my hero! Keep on owning them noobs!
Awesome video. There needs to be a Kotaku feature film, I say.
I didn't think it possible, but somehow you managed to capture the true radiance and luster of Brian's hair. A lesser man would have fallen to his knees in the presence of such "Fectaculosity" your videography skills will go down in history. Not only did you capture the sheer beauty of it, nay the very essence of it, we also see Brian run his fingers through it. In a word…Epic.
Stop now Adam, this is your Opus.
Brian has amazing teeth
Mario got beat at his own game.
Awesome. That was genuinely funny. "Want to go again?"
And suddenly, I am having flashbacks of that Eegra.com spoof.
Brian's smile is unmatched.
mini bash and mini crecente need to have a "Li' Gamer Kid"-off.
And this is why I love Kotaku.
that was funny. Keep doing those kind of videos, it rocks!
@dead_red_eyes: Seconded.
Adam, great job on the vid. I'm really enjoying the video features Kotaku's putting out. Keep up the smooth work!
Mini Crecente for the win!
Crecente is the definition of awesomeness.
great video :)
the apprentice has become the master
Thanks for posting this. It made my day :)
Brian Crecente reminds me of Dave Grohl, lead singer of the Foo Fighters. Especially in this vid. Funny stuff.
Best part of the video is how he keeps bringing up that he's been playing GTA4 for 5 days straight.
that was excellent. handshakes and awards all around.
idea: can we get tshirts that have a silhouette of crecente, e