Sweet Baby Jesus. I'm keeping this originals intro ridiculously short because the originals list is ridiculously long. Forty-one pieces of original reporting, mostly because we were at Midway Gamer's Day and Namco Bandai Editor's Day. The proverbial one legged man in an asskicking contest is the Maytag Man next to us. Because when we kick ass, we use both legs and both arms, and a headbutt or too. Scan the list for what you might have missed since we last did this.
Iron Man Weekend Party Fun Time!
Midway Gamer's Day '08: Wheelman
Midway Gamer's Day 08: NBA Ballers: Chosen One
Midway Gamer's Day '08: This Is Vegas
Midway Gamer's Day '08: TNA Impact
Midway Gamer's Day '08: Unreal Tournament III Coming to Xbox 360
Talking To The Iron Man Demo
NES Controller Car Engine Mod
Midway Gamer's Day: Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe First Characters Announced
EA: Clock's Ticking For Take-Two Deal
Rock Band's First Album Announced, Our Harmonix Q&A
MK v DC Has Little Blood, NO FATALITIES?
Sony Responds To March NPD Sales, Seems Pleased
Nintendo Responds To March NPD Sales, Seems Pleased
InstantAction.com's Rokkitball Trailer
Take-Two's Zelnick Goes All-Out In Annual Meeting
Nintendo Takes March, 360 & PS3 Neck-And-Neck
Smash Bros. Dojos Past The Competition To Take #1 Spot In March
GTA: Remembrances of Cars Jacked
Shareholder Sues Take-Two Over EA Bid
Namco Bandai Editor's Day: And the Rest...
Konami ID Dojo: "System Is Very Busy Now"
InstantAction.com Readies Rokkitball
Namco Bandai Editor's Day: Tales of Vesperia and Tales of Symphonia
Namco Bandai Editor's Day: Down The Slope With We Ski
Namco Bandai Editor's Day: Pom Poms On With We Cheer
Namco Bandai Editor's Day: More Soul Calibur IV
Medic! Hands On With The New TF2 Map Plus New Medic Achievements And Weapons Revealed
EA Versus Take-Two: How The Takeover Works
Amazing Core Gamer Stuff Pooh-Poohed By Focus Groups
Metal Gear Online Is Ready For Download, Not Play
Jumpgate Evolution: The First Fifteen
Boom Blox, Steven Spielberg's Shoulder Murder Simulator Impressions
Hands On With LostWinds, The WiiWare Game You Should Be Excited About
Shakin' It With Samba de Amigo For Wii
Going Online With Mario Kart Wii (And Hands On With That Wheel Thing)
PSN Store Makeover Is Live, Broken
Ikaruga Review: No Refuge For Wimps
Oh, That MGS4 Headset Is Real
Devil May Cry... Darts?
How Are You Preparing for GTA IV's Arrival?







Comments
*scrolls...* This is why I love Kotaku.
Holy wall of links, Batman!
Take Two Runs,
It faces the empire alone,
No escape.
Love the devotion :)
Might be time for a site redesign though.....
Lol. Fail.
Nice job on the original bits, though.
"Stuff we didnt link from other sites"
@Dits: I don't think so; just give me an edit button and I'll be happy :D
Not all of that is original content? I think.
@Dits:
Please nope. I love the simple design - the adverts don't do anything intrusive unlike other gaming sites, and you just get the news. Thats all we want.
@Sandbox_Emperor:
An edit button is risky cos imagine someone says something trolling, it gets reported, yet the comment is changed before Witz sees, so it appears the commenter isn't in trouble, but theres a ton of chaos caused by him.
@Dits: Preferably not. This site, as well as all other Gawker Media affiliates, should stay in this format. It will stand the test of time.
Also, the lack of an edit button is great. Forces posters to look twice.
Wow, link walls are cool. So much pink it hurts mein eyes. Been a good week for news, Rock Bands albums, Batman in Mortal Kombat. A fine week indeed.
@Fyren: In theory. In reality, it's more this.
Dammit! I mean it's more LIKE this.
Keepin' the intro short and pink, yay! :D That is one heck of a list though - I think I only managed to read like half of those articles, skipping mostly the gamer's days.
@frostcircus: @frostcircus: I see what you did there. Now find a good spot to hide before Witzbold notices your lack of proof reading skills and unleashes the force upon you! Hey, I should make a note of that line :P
@frostcircus: I applaud you for the great deduction and a nice early lol on a Saturday morning.
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i still kan't get over how horrible that MK DC video is. kolor me very scared. i actually watched it in hd just to make sure it was as whack in hd as it was in sd. same verdict.
that is a very long list!
'Everyone bow your heads'
Baby Jesus, thank you for your countless blessings in the form of Kotaku Originals that you continue bestow on teh internets community on a daily basis. Thank you Baby Jesus for also giving the editorial staff of Kotaku the ability to wake up every morning and piss the excellence that they do. We also thank you Baby Jesus for granting Witzbold the strength to swing the mighty Bannhammer to crush those that bring dishonor to our beloved community. We also ask you to continue to use your Baby Jesus powers to make Kotaku the most viewed non-porno related site on teh internets.
In Baby Jesus's name we pray.
AMEN!
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