By Mike Fahey, 8:00 PM on Thu Apr 17 2008, 904 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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To: Ashcraft
From: Fahey
RE: Was There An Earthquake Last Night?

Due to a family disturbance late in the evening, I wound up getting approximately -3 hours of sleep last night. Not quite sure how that is possible, but that's what happened. At this point I'm too tired to even go to sleep, if that makes any sense. All I want to do is sit here in this chair and stare at my computer monitor, immersed in the knowledge that I don't have to touch they keys anymore tonight if I don't want to.

Almost there, right after I type out...

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