Kotaku
Defeated. Beaten. By boobs. While Mario Kart Wii posted healthy numbers across the country during its first week on sale, in more discerning Akihabara shops, the game was outsold by PSP erotic game title Bokudake no Kajitsu ("Only My Fruit"). The "game" is actually considered an UMD video and hasn't been approved by Sony or even been rated by CERO, Japan's ESRB. But since it uses interactive menus, Bokudake no Kajitsu can be played like a typical point-and-click PC eroge, complete with animated "event scenes." According to shop Messe Sanoh's sales chart, MK Wii was outsold by two PSP titles:
1. Monster Hunter Portable 2nd G
2. Bokudake no Kajitsu
3. Mario Kart Wii
Clearly Nintendo has underestimated Akihabara shoppers. Needs more monsters, more jubblies, less kart.
Mario Kart Wii Outsold [ASCII]
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Boobs. Both the bane and boon of everything ever created. What is it about them that has both men and women flocking in droves?
That's it! I'm inventing a theme park and the theme is boobs!
Exactly.
When will Nintendo learn that the 'tits or gtfo' mindset appeals to everyone?
And me.
Okay, maybe just me.
From the looks of things, being outsold by two PSP games is an understatement.
Yowza. That one pic has me sold.
Really though, how often does that happen is real life? Think you'd have to be one hell of a lucky guy for a girl like that to fall on you (I'm guessing she fell).
As for Mario Kart, hmm. Maybe people don't enjoy Mario Kart as much as the other Wii titles. I don't know. I'm sure it'll sell well over time.
@dunetiger : the mekuri master: where can i get tickets?
It's late, I'm tired, and I swear at first I read "Bukkake no Kajitsu" and had one of those "WHAT!?" double-take moments.
Oh, and boobs > Mario.
@Faradin:
From the beer maids at the front gate!
Sounds like Nintendo should take the hint give up on family friendly titles.
Motion controlled erotic dinosaur dismemberment anyone?
lawl, Japan.
Only in Japan!
Clearly, Nintendo's only option is to make a jubblie filled dating sim with Peach.
Give her a better rack, show some cleavage, put the game on the DS for pantie rubbing minigames, through in a bisexual plot twist with Daisy, and BAM. You just outsold Brain Age.
Hmm... Race karts or being smothered by boobies? You decide.
A pic like that could sell anything.
If I go..thats how I wanna go. Smothered by hooba-joobz.
When you consider the amount of commuting that the Japanese do on a daily basis, the PSP taking over isn't that surprising. I think it's more apparent now with garuge sneaking into the top five slot.
On a side note: /want
i don't think mario kart will do that well in the states either. my friend and me love the series, but it's difficult to buy gta and mario kart in a week. I feel gta will overshadow the title here.
I think the exact term here would be Smothered :O
So do those UMDs play in American PSPs or are they region locked for Japan.
@dunetiger : the mekuri master: God Bless You, man. Its great thinkers like you that make this world a beautiful place.
@mythus:
Mario Kart will sell a gabillion copies here.
@dunetiger : the mekuri master: you sir have my money! just tell me where and when your done and i'll show up
!@psycoking: i'm wondering the same thing if it's not i'll be importing!
@dunetiger : the mekuri master: Ummm I'd pay untold sums of money for a single ticket. You just tell me where to start the line. It would be like Hooters and Six Flags combined. I'm down.
I mean look at that picture, then look at Mario Kart. Yeah, no wonder Bokudake no Kajitsu out sold it.
Ohhh and BOOBIES!!!
@psycoking: @Godluvsugly: If they are like the other video based ones, then they are region locked and considered movies and not games... despite its interactive dvd-like menus...
@Magic Emperor Anima: she's got blue hair! i think it lessens the odds, statistically.
shit, you may not've noticed her hair. I SWEAR IM NOT GAY.
not that there's anything wrong with that. my father's gay!
giant eyes or small.
This is why Japan wins.
@dunetiger : the mekuri master: How much for the mammary merry-go-round and Hooter Coasters?
time to get peach in for surgery, we upgradin'.
Just put Princess Peach "falling" on Mario in the backseat of their kart .. and BAM! big sales.
@dunetiger : the mekuri master: That will be bigger than Disneyland could have hope to be.
Hell, that would be bigger than the Beatles, and their bigger than Jesus.
I'm pretty sure PSP modders/hackers will have this ripped, translated, and out on interactive divx files by the end of summer.
@dunetiger : the mekuri master: I...MUST...GO...TO...YOUR...THEMEPARK...
Any game with Jubblies is an automatic sale for me. Hell it's the only reason I still buy SC games.
Folks, this is pretty much a no-brainer. Boobs, and more specifically porn with boobs, outsells everything.
Just imagine if Halo 3 had been outsold by an erotica game for the DS? Chaos in the streets, my friends, I guarantee you.
Bokudake_no_Kajitsu_JPN_UMDMOVIE_PSP-DOSKIAS[ISO1.49GB].TORRENT
pretty sure you can google it.
@NeoAkira: Why buy Soul calibur for boobs when you can get dead or alive?
Kasumi, man.
Man. If I had a nickel for every time I fell chest-first on someone...
I'd be Strauss Zelnick.
Wait, so is this thing in english? Well, available in engrish?
ero-game in "selling more than a nintendo game in a shopping district poulated by creepy male pervs..." shocker..
@Antihippy:
That's true. I feel I need to reevaluate my gaming priorities.
That girl has very nice breasts.
what...the...omg i can't stop laughing.
@Atheist Jew:
And she's cute to boot!
Maybe Sony needs to send out another survey...
"Playing eroge on my PSP makes me feel like touching myself in a filthy, disgusting manner."
Waiwaiwaiwait....
A UMD JUST OUTSOLD MARIO?
I thought UMD went the way of BetaMAX...
TITS OR GTFO
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@boopadoo:
Check, check, and check.
Honestly!
Who among us can could claim to compete so well against boobs?
Not I ... not I ...
Are you supposed to jerk off while playing these kinds of games? Who wants jizz on the buttons? Oh wait.. forgot there's millions of fat & lonely suckers out there.
Hmm, only my fruit, eh? Sounds like a food planner or nutritional guide. I think I'll buy a copy for my mother!
What about Mario Kart Boobies Pokemon cross or something using the Wii mote to motorboat the boobies? while riding around on a go-kart to "coolect" boobies to motor boat or something?? i dunno awoo
Well, I can't say I'm surprised that, uh... 'procreation' games would outsell a racing game. I mean seriously. Who didn't see this coming? I'm sure if the sales charts included the H dating sim games, not many console games would top the charts. And that's including the Non-H version dating sims that were so popular on the PS2...