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We're speechless, so let reader filip fill us in:
Here is my plane.
This is the carrot plane,it is made of carrot.
Yumm!
We're still speechless, so allow us to copy and paste: To bring everyone up to speed: Dress up as an airplane OR make a three dimensional airplane out of anything tangible, but paper. So you can't make CGI planes! And you can't draw them either! But, you can make them out of anything else as long as it's not paper. Rocks, clay, toothpicks, whatever! And remember, that means make and not build a plastic plane model you bought in the store. Send entries to kotakucontestATgmailDOTcom by this Friday at midnight PST and, like all contests, don't forget to add a "Kotaku" sign. Remember, we're giving away two copies of Ace Comabt 6 and INTERNET FAME. One copy for the best plane cosplay, the other for the best crafted plane. In short, two separate contests. Those keen on seeing a plane cosplay, hit the jump for Sean's entry. There's a bucket involved!
Comments
Are you sure the hull/'cock'pit of the carrot plane isn't a orange dildo? Sure looks like one!
Sean likes boots, it seems. Tan ones.
I like the carrot plane, but the all-nighter I just pulled leaves me unable to comprehend it.
Most delicious plane EVER! Now if someone would only make a cake plane.
sweet, if you crash in antarctica in a carrot plane, you don't have to eat each other as long as you like salad.
Oh and for the cosplane (hihi) the wings are a bit off and there's also something as too much isolationtape.
@M4gast0n: I have never liked carrots in my salads. All sittin' there pretendin' to be shredded cheese and all... Damn carrots...
@M4gast0n: People who eat salads aren't that edible anyway.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I made it on to Kotaku
it only took me 20 minutes to make, plus 20 mins to set it up.
@Cchrist:
Or a waffle-plane! Leggo my Eggo!
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@Cchrist: Holy cow you're right! Imagine a group of guys sitting around and eating nothing but carrots? The first thing they would have to do is designate a bathroom far, far away from camp..
@destro78: I think that's what's frightening me about it. It's pointing directly towards you, and it has wings. It looks like an orange dildo that's poised to fly out of the screen and assault you in the most unwelcome way possible.
@Cchrist:
The cake plane is a lie!
lol, ironically I sat down, started munching on a carrot and saw this.
@Cathaoir:
I completely agree.
"Orange Leader - engage your thrusters!"
@Cchrist:
lol cosplane! Brilliant!
@ShiNZ: Imagine finding that one out in mid air!
@destro78:
The first man or woman to make a waffle plane wins at...well you won't win anything, but...fucking WAFFLE planes!
Do it.
@Snake726: a waffle anything would suffice.
It only took me 20 mins to make the carrot plane.
It is awesome to be on Kotaku!!
@Snake726:
Clearly a waffle plane would have aerodynamic properties similar to that of a golf ball. It should be done!
how do these comments work?
@destro78:
"And now for you in flight meal you can eat the chair of the person sitting in front of you.
Try not to bite other passengers.
Unless they're waffle passengers."
I couldn't find enough cardboard for an R-13 Cerberus :(
@Cathaoir: So awesome......
Oh and the carrot plane is too.
@Cathaoir: I know the feeling. I'm on my third all-nighter this week.
That said, I can still appreciate that carrot plane. It makes me wish I had the time to enter the contest... that and I also wish I owned a system that would play the game.
And who will be the pilot of said carrot plane? None other the Mr. Carrot top himself. Nothing like taking a transatlantic flight of several hours while hearing his jokes over the intercom. Any bets on how long would it take before someone tries to kill him?
@Silverwolf: Depends are there terrorists on board?
@Silverwolf: Would the plane even make it off the runway?
Thats a really shitty angle of it. Its head on, so you cant really make out the shape of it at all.
I hope carrot plane crashes into a sea of ranch dressing. Mmm.
@Skick:
Damnit. I'm hungry now, and its all your fault. On the plus side, I'm got that scene from Top Gun where Goose and Mav eject from the carrot plane into said ranch dressing sea. Mmmmm Ranch.
@Salen: You want to eat Tom Cruise? Ewwww!
Plane Cosplay is my hero.
He should win.
Plane cosplay is my hero.
He should win.
*gets a side of Ranch dressing*
Behold! Carrot plane made of... watermelon?
@Schoolimangooli:
Count me in!
That's great but there's just one question, where's the Ranch dressing landing pad???
@destro78: @Cathaoir:
really though, aren't all carrots essentially orange dildos?
@M4gast0n: They'd also all be orange!
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Whoo Hoo, Waffles!
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