Kotaku
To: Bashcraft
From: Fahey
Re: This Is Not My Night Note, It's Yours.
Ha! That whole handing the readers control of the Night Note thing was hilarious!
Don't ever do that again. I know things I shouldn't know now. Kinburn had chicken caesar salad for dinner, and then played Metal Gear Solid 2 - which incidentally I am about to begin playing now. Enewtabie had a Hardees Sausage Biscuit and Hashrounds for breakfast. Sluissa turned in a paper that wasn't even a half of an ass. Jesp3r sucks worse at Guitar Hero than I do...come on, Miss Murder is hard? Seriously? Beano didn't get the big job, Clarke would rather play Team Fortress 2 than work on his writing assignment, Rawg might have walking pneumonia, and Sorenkier went to see 65 Days Of Static. I SHOULDN'T KNOW THESE THINGS! The only things I should be even vaguely aware of are my two stupid cats and...
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