@Brian Ashcraft: I was just about to go to sleep. Why did you have to show me this?

Holy shit, thanks for the nightmares Bash!

What has science done?

Quick, somebody put the K.K. Slider audio to this. These are the two pieces to the puzzle. It's like in Ghostbusters...

Real Homer: far scarier.

The internet has jumped the shark! Either that or reached its true apex. I'm not sure which.

Yes Mario, yes I am.
I hate you Bashcraft. Birdo was easy. This, this is just so horrible.

Awesomely creepy, except for the crappy blinking-animation.

Is he saying, "Wanna get scared, out of your mind?"

He's not, right? ...Right? >(

@Erwin: Oh, who am I kidding? I can't stay mad at you.

Why? Why does he have that voice?

@dowingba: D:

HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Whatever happened to "Yoohoo?"

What... the... shit...
I'm serious, I'm not sleeping at all tonight.

his voice is scarier than the voices of Wario or king koopa.

...If I thought that I could be safe wherever i go after this, I was just plain and terribly wrong...I'm going to my bed and go in the fetal position now

Well, that was unpleasant.
So, basically every post tonight Bashcraft is going to try and raise Cthulhu?

I wonder if he had a bad day...

Do you need a hug Mr. Bashcraft, sir?

Yerp, Homer was way worse and better then the mario
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@Acunia: Why must you add to the horror? Are you a sadist?

Well I'm gonna go pop in a disney movie in now...

I'd much rather have Bob Hoskins as the real life Mario. This one is too freaky.

Alot of people forget that there was indeed a live-action Mario movie. And it was indeed at least twice as horrifying as this.

Great now i have to go back to taking whole bottles of NyQuil to go back to sleep THANKS! Mr.Ashcraft & Acunia.
Now excuse me while i drink my elixer ... X_X

Hey! This is WAY BETTER than Arcade Smile, no?

@dowingba: Yes, indeed, but there is no real great way to adapt Mario to the big screen, I believe they did the best they could. I thought it was an all right movie. I found the movie funny.

@Trowble (XBL/PSN): I know Bob Hoskins played Mario in the movie, but for some reason when I think real life Mario, I think Ron Jeremy...

That explains why nintendo didn't make the wii with Uber-next-gen graphics

@Cathaoir:

Wow....I was about to go to sleep, but not anymore. And then Acunia had to post the Homer one. I'm going to have nightmares.

Awww, they shoulda made him say "its-a me, mario" in a creepy old Italian voice.

That was pretty good. I want to pull his ears. :D

Yes, I am scared out of my mind.

Eh, I'd of done the eyes better and defined the corner of the mouth better so that the nose doesn't stretch. Seriously, Crazy Talk is the simplest program to figure out. I've used it in machinima before to make WoW characters talk with custom facial animations.

Also, this needs the sound of those creepy "super Mario Sunshine" calls from Gamestop for those who preordered the game.

This is a "2D" hack, made with some gimp/photoshop filter.
You can do it better with a real 3D model, and lipcontrol, etc.. maybe with the Half-Life2 engine, or with professional tools.

F*CK!,FU*K, SH*T, ARGH!!!! That homer sh*t is f*cking.....yuck!. Ok mario was bad, but that Homer one made me turn of my screen. No seriously it did..

I feel like a hapless teen in a slasher movie, who just saw the forbidden video on the forbidden website, which has now doomed me to being brutally stomped to death in my sleep by a 7-foot tall plumber tripping on mushrooms...

can't be any worse than anigao...

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He totally stared me down.

:(

The voice is much better than Mario's real voice. I stopped playing his games when he began talking.

@Evil Jim: are you kidding man! His voice was perfect! God I can here the 'woohoo!' and 'lets a go!' and of course 'thank you so much for to playing my game'!

This however scared me

I was waiting for the screamer...

my innerchild has been violated.

...the fuck!!!!!

I was hoping for the "it's-a-me, Mario" bit from Mario 64, and/or the demos that preceded it.

I didn't think I could get scared anymore.
Could I have some of those monolith diapers?

Time to cry myself to sleep.

Just for that I'm contacting Nintendo so they can sue your ass.

lame.

although, i don't know what i was expecting. lol.

I lol'd.

Creepy.he looks like even more of a child molester.

how is it the majority of you all have not seen this monstrosity before?

@bigman88zz: The last one didnt fucking talk mate. D:

It's a-me, a-pedofilia ... Hey! Where's-a everyone a-going?

Well, such wonderful images to be seeing first thing in the morining. Bashcraft, thank you for ruining my day before it even starts.

I love how it has a stop button, despite him only speaking one line once you hit play. :P